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Feb 27, 2010 23:43

[The cameras in Coyote's cell show... an empty cell. Cameras in the halls of the site, however, show a laughing, prancing Coyote, like a beautiful painting in motion! His motion through the base doesn't seem to actually follow the layout of the corridors, either. Is this our first containment breach?Ahahahaha, how marvelous! One could wander these ( Read more... )

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anybodywitheyes February 28 2010, 08:01:19 UTC

Oh, hello. You didn't happen to bring any reading material, did you?

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 08:04:52 UTC

I did not! What a thoughtless guest I am!

anybodywitheyes February 28 2010, 08:14:54 UTC

I've come to expect no less from you.

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 08:18:46 UTC

Have your captors been kind to you, my dear cousin?

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gtfomygarden February 28 2010, 10:38:34 UTC

[ Dude he was trying to have a nap when you suddenly POPPED INTO HIS CELL.
You didn't exactly give him a fright, no, but it's enough to make him jump.
And, you know, hit his head on the ceiling that is inconveniently low for being ten feet tall. ]

What are you doing in here?
And how did you even get in?

[ As far as he knows, there are definitely no weirdways here. He's tried. And more conventional means have also failed. ]

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 17:13:25 UTC

Why, I am exploring, of course! No simple walls can contain the almighty Coyote!

gtfomygarden March 1 2010, 02:59:26 UTC

Well, I'm sure that's pleasant for you.

[ You might get a little bit of a glare before Sunday lies back down and tries to get some sleep. His pose practically screams 'bother me!' within five minutes. ]

lone_hater February 28 2010, 15:00:32 UTC

[Staaare. He's never seen anything like you - Tenebrae's vaguely kind sorta close, only not so strangely flowing - and how did it get into the cell?]

...I'm not even sure what questions I should ask first.

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 17:14:04 UTC

Ask what you like, but I make no promises about the usefulness of my answers!

lone_hater March 1 2010, 00:54:49 UTC

I guess the polite thing would be to introduce myself - my name is Richter Abend - and then ask who and what you are.

iamtheforest March 1 2010, 01:43:42 UTC

And I am the great Coyote! There is nothing I cannot do!

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omega_alien February 28 2010, 15:06:48 UTC

!!!

WHAT THE HELL-?!?!?!

[Wait, wasn't he just TALKING to you some time ago?]

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 17:14:24 UTC

Ahahahahaha! How nice to see you again!

omega_alien February 28 2010, 17:22:47 UTC

Oh, so that's what you call showing up out of nowhere?!

How the hell did you get in here?!

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 17:29:32 UTC

What a wonderful question! The answer, I assure you, is very interesting and informative!

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dignitree February 28 2010, 16:31:51 UTC

[Ysengrin tries to stand when he sees Coyote. He's not surprised, as both he expected Coyote to break free, and he's used to his master popping up with hilarious timing.]

Master Coyote... Even these humans could not contain you.

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 17:17:11 UTC

Don't be ridiculous! Of course they can. This is merely a brief visit, no more.

dignitree February 28 2010, 19:06:45 UTC

Of course. I shall enjoy the visit, then.

iamtheforest February 28 2010, 19:25:19 UTC

Ahahaha, very good, very good! You should enjoy more things! Nothing good ever came of being so upset all the time.

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