Just faculty for now-

[electric_blt]

There's a new toaster in the breakroom! It appears to be a nice, shiny, vintage toaster in perfect working order. Sometimes, it moves location, or becomes unplugged. Could have been someone else who was in the breakroom, but when asked no one will admit to it. It does make good toast, though.

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[security_smile]

[Suspicious! What time is it? Why, time to set up a camera in the breakroom!]

[electric_blt]

[How thoughtful of you! Slloowwwly, Toaster's face peeks out to make sure everyone's gone. He's very good at hiding, you know. Unfortunately, he doesn't know about video cameras.

Toaster toddles over to the edge of the counter and hops down to the floor, examining what's in the cabinets with his little lever-arms. He puts everything back the way it was, though! He then proceeds to converse, apparently one-sided, with the coffee maker. If audio feed was set up, his is heard:]

Hello there! I'm Toaster, could you tell me where I am?

...

Ah, well, have you seen my Master? I haven't seen him in the longest time and-

Well that's ok-

But-

Hey! Slow down!

[security_smile]

[...Well how about that. Crisp starts taking notes furiously.]

[electric_blt]

[He appears to be trying to calm the coffee maker down, which has not moved at all.]

Please stop talking so fa-

Stop interrupting, it's-

.... I think I'm going to talk to someone else now.

[More toddling, and he starts talking to a digital clock.]