Feb 26, 2010 11:47
There's a new toaster in the breakroom! It appears to be a nice, shiny, vintage toaster in perfect working order. Sometimes, it moves location, or becomes unplugged. Could have been someone else who was in the breakroom, but when asked no one will admit to it. It does make good toast, though.
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Toaster toddles over to the edge of the counter and hops down to the floor, examining what's in the cabinets with his little lever-arms. He puts everything back the way it was, though! He then proceeds to converse, apparently one-sided, with the coffee maker. If audio feed was set up, his is heard:]
Hello there! I'm Toaster, could you tell me where I am?
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Ah, well, have you seen my Master? I haven't seen him in the longest time and-
Well that's ok-
But-
Hey! Slow down!
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Please stop talking so fa-
Stop interrupting, it's-
.... I think I'm going to talk to someone else now.
[More toddling, and he starts talking to a digital clock.]
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Oh, hello! I didn't see you up there.
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What, right now?
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I've never heard of something like that.
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R-really?!
[There is a panicked look, then...]
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Possible methods:
- Personnel, pros; easy, simple, proper clearance, cons; unlikely to work given SCP-2030-RP's avoidance of staff
- threats? cons; do toasters know fear? may damage future rapport
- diplomacy? possibility
- If SCP-2008-RP proves pliable, inorganic appearance may provide common bond, cons; many properties of both as yet unknown, risky until future data gathered
-provide SCP-2030 with communication device? cons; do not currently know parameters of influence over complex machines. Walking toaster hacking into data logs = v. v. undesirable outcome.
4:13 - Will attempt direct diplomatic approach."
This last sentence is written right outside the break room. Crisp enters directly afterwards, eyes locked on the toaster.]
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