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Turkey Couple Faces Manslaughter Charge

Following last week's turkey terror, the authorities and citizens of Boston have been doing their very best to collect all of the missing animals, though a small number are still unaccounted for and presumed to have slipped out of circulation

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[youropponentis]

Hmm.

[She's reading this as she is drinking her tea. She got money from getting a couple of those turkeys, so she got herself good, high quality 'Boston Party' tea. But those robbers sound less that pleasing.]

[braided_icarus]

....Even bottled water now? Shit.