04 [video]

[spawnedbywar]

[it's the asscrack of dawn, and you may be asking yourself what anyone could be doing up at this time let alone taking the time to record a video entry. then you might realize that, considering just who we're dealing with here and the track record of vlogs he's recorded thus far having to directly do with some shenanigan or another, there's nothing

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[heavendivided]

Why didn't you tell me you were going out? ... And what ad are you talking about?

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[spawnedbywar]

Because I wasn't going to be gone for long. Do you think I'd spend the entire day out here?

[someone's a little PMSy today. watch out, bossu.]

You didn't see it? [SCOFFS] Of course you wouldn't have; it was only impossible to miss.

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[heavendivided]

[tsun tsun]

It's not profitable if you don't. Besides, it's safer if we go together -

Well, I was pretty busy. So what's this about?

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[spawnedbywar]

I can forsake profits for practicality, don't tell me that's hard to believe. [looks down at his blade, tracing a line in the dust] You were sleeping, anyway.

Whoever you sold my guitar to is selling it back for five times the price. Looks like you were upstaged.

[video]

[lightningninja]

So you're a Bounty Hunter? I've been looking for a job... is the pay worth the risks?

[...Not that he'd be too fussy if it wasn't. Some pay was better than no pay, and he needed a better place to stay.]

And I had no idea anyone was even selling a guitar. Isn't pointing it out... well, just like advertising it more?

[video]

[spawnedbywar]

You mean worth running around the desert looking for giant cockroaches? [~shrugs~] That would depend on your perspective, wouldn't it? I take it looking into a job with that police force is out of the question for you.

[BLASPHEMY. how dare you suggest such a thing, you beautiful stranger.]

Who'd want an old guitar? It'd be like tripping over yourself to buy an old, worn in mattress with the springs broken. If anything, I'm doing them a favor.

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[lightningninja]

I'm done following other people's orders. I'd rather fight by my own terms.

[He tilts his head.]

Well, you didn't say it was old. You said it was a guitar and it was stolen. I hadn't seen the advert, so I didn't have a clue about it before you mentioned it. But it doesn't matter.

[He pauses.]

You know Snake, then?

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[spawnedbywar]

And the best way to accomplish that is putting yourself out for hire? That's a logical conclusion many first timers make. Soldier, I take it?

Hmph. Matters to me...[leans back] And I can't believe I'm saying this, but that would depend on the Snake in question.

[voice]

[deducebylogic]

[Asscrack of dawn? That's when Edgeworth is usually awake.]

You're attempting to buy back your own property? What possessed you to sell it if it was so important?

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

[no doubt working on the stack of restraining orders he keeps by his bed.]

I wasn't the one who sold it. I said it was stolen, didn't I?

[voice]

[deducebylogic]

Did you report it as such? Goods can be reclaimed as stolen with proof of ownership, regardless of how many hands they have passed through in the process.

[Though it may take a while to return that stolen property.]

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

My name's written on the back of it, but I don't think that will do much. He could have painted over it by now.

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[wakingwaters]

That's...a lot of killing you'll have to do.

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[spawnedbywar]

I wish I could say I had something better to do, but at this point? [flippantly waves his hand, leaning his chin in his palm] You do what you can to survive. I can't be too picky.

[video]

[holyfight]

Someone stole your guitar? Do you need help getting it back?

[video]

[spawnedbywar]

[woah hold the phone. this is a girl. this is a girl talking to him. yes.]

...What if I said I did?

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[holyfight]

I'm not sure how much I could help without my powers, but I could see what I could do?

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[spawnedbywar]

That's very considerate of you. I'm still debating on what to do myself, but I wouldn't quite mind help, especially from such a cute girl.