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Josh's office [all day]

Oct 01, 2013 12:33

Josh had probably woken his housemates up with his "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" at midnight when CNN told him the federal government had shut down ( Read more... )

josh has a lot of feelings okay, those fuckheads in the house, office hours

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1stinkinpercent October 1 2013, 16:35:06 UTC

"What's too nice?" Riley asked, stopping on Josh's doorway with several notepads tucked under his arm. "You writing to your penpal?"

1stinkinpercent October 1 2013, 20:56:22 UTC

Well, there was something in the air here on this island so maybe they were piping in stupid drugs in Washington DC?

"From what you're describing," Riley said, "it sounds like they're arguing over a toy on the playground. My mom once told me to ignore the toy and the other person would get bored and move on. Guess we can't really ignore the government, can we?"

professor_lyman October 1 2013, 21:03:40 UTC

"I think that's what got us into this mess," Josh said. "If no one pays attention to what's happening, then the crazies who live for this crap--not me, I'm normal--elect people just as crazy as they are."

1stinkinpercent October 1 2013, 21:09:44 UTC

"Well, hopefully they fix this," Riley said, making a face, "because if anarchy descends, I'm gonna be one of the first ones to go."

Because he was a wimp.

professor_lyman October 2 2013, 06:07:05 UTC

"Well, if anarchy does descend, we're probably on the best island for it," Josh said. "Pretty much everyone else knows how to shoot things and kill people using a toothpick and their wild-eyed star."

1stinkinpercent October 2 2013, 09:50:44 UTC

"Hopefully anything like that holds off for...a few days," he said, glancing at his watch to check the date. "I've got a friend coming this weekend and I really don't want him swinging into an adventure and acting like he can save the world. Again."

professor_lyman October 2 2013, 19:54:38 UTC

"I have a friend coming too! Maybe we can pawn them off on each other," Josh suggested.

[OOC: YOU SAW NOTHING.]

1stinkinpercent October 2 2013, 20:06:11 UTC

"Is your friend easily talked into doing insane things?" Riley checked.

[TEEHEE]

professor_lyman October 2 2013, 20:34:59 UTC

"He once tried to help me light a fire in a historical White House fireplace because we were cold?"

So yes.

1stinkinpercent October 2 2013, 20:41:47 UTC

"Yeah, they'd probably get along," Riley said because he knew Ben. "As long as your friend doesn't mind random lectures about history."

professor_lyman October 2 2013, 20:48:53 UTC

"He loves 'em," Josh said, nodding. "Mine's named Sam. Yours?"

1stinkinpercent October 2 2013, 20:50:28 UTC

"Ben," Riley shared. "If Ben wasn't shacked up with someone, I'd suggest they get married and live happily ever after."

professor_lyman October 2 2013, 21:04:25 UTC

"Sam's not really lucky in love," Josh understated. Vastly, vastly understated. "He's kind of married to his job."

1stinkinpercent October 2 2013, 21:11:17 UTC

"Then, they can be the best of friends and Ben can stop sending me into an early retirement," Riley decided. "Even if I doubt that'll happen because Ben lives to exasperate me."

professor_lyman October 3 2013, 11:10:48 UTC

"Sam loves being exasperated," Josh said. "It gives him joy in his lonely life. They'll love meeting each other."

Poor Sam.

1stinkinpercent October 3 2013, 23:36:15 UTC

"I'll make sure to find you," Riley promised, nodding. "Ben'll love meeting his soulmate."

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