Oct 01, 2013 12:33
Josh had probably woken his housemates up with his "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" at midnight when CNN told him the federal government had shut down.
Now he was in his office writing personal handwritten letters to each member of the Tea Party House caucus using vocabulary short enough for them to understand (since their staffers would also be furloughed).
"Dear wingnut tools: YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. YOU LOST. YOU LOST IN 2010. YOU LOST IN THE SUPREME COURT. YOU LOST IN 2012. YOU LOST PASSING THIS BILL 41 OTHER TIMES KNOWING THE SENATE IS NOT AS INSANE AS YOU ARE. AND NOW ACA IS THE ONLY THING WORKING TODAY. GET THE FUCK OVER IT," he read aloud.
He shook his head, then took a drink from his tenth or twelfth cup of coffee today (because who needs sleep when you have rage?). "Still too nice."
[OOC: So I might have feelings.]
josh has a lot of feelings okay,
those fuckheads in the house,
office hours