Voicemail

[prof_of_cunning]

"If you wish to leave a message for Edmund Blackadder, this is the place to do it; unless you're a debt collector or a member of the British royal family, in which case, sod off."

"What? Oh, right, that's me. If you want to leave a sausage for Sodoff Baldrick--"

"A message, Baldrick, and no one does. Shut up."

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[talks_backwards]

[ooc: From here.]

"Who are you calling hairy jerk!? You are the hairy jerk, sister! And why are you calling me? I'm so not following your silly pranks, so you know."

But Zee was so, so wrong.

[prof_of_cunning]

That one required some puzzling through, before Edmund realized that someone actually had wanted to leave a message for Baldrick, after all.

He was going to have to disinfect the phone after letting Baldrick call back, but the amusement factor was well worth the effort.

"It's for you, Baldrick. Apparently you have a lady admirer, presumably noseless, or possibly your sister does."