Turkey Day!

[prodigious_mage]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that

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... so i realized today that we weren't friends...

[bustydefense]

NO.

[bustydefense]

Because that was what I was worried about.

[prodigious_mage]

WHAT?! I can't hear you! Just get it off my head!

[The fire has mostly burned itself out now as Palom, in his flailiness, closes a hand around something (a fork) and begins to stab at the turkey.]

[bustydefense]

I'm not touching something that's still burning.

[prodigious_mage]

Grab hold of a drumstick and bite, Mia!

[Smash. The direction that he thought Mia was in, sadly, was actually the direction the closest wall was in.]

[bustydefense]

... No.

[prodigious_mage]

And then you can -- Ow! By node!

[The pulling is really stretching his nose to odd proportions, Mia. Why aren't you helping. =( ]

[bustydefense]

[Because she doesn't want to be set on fire, and she doesn't want to stab Palom]

Stop moving!

[prodigious_mage]

[Palom complies by smashing into the door again and falling over. The fire has almost burned out by this point.]

[bustydefense]

[FACE. PALM.

She slaps the remaining flames with a wet towel. WHAT A MESS.]

[prodigious_mage]

Mia, I think my face has melted off.

[If it had, he wouldn't sound so nonchalant about it.]

[bustydefense]

Yes, I'm sure it has.

[HELLO SMALL CHILD LEARN TO SARCASM FROM MOM]

[prodigious_mage]

Aren't you gonna do anything about it or are you gonna stand there while the turkey eats my face.

[Sarcasm detector not found. Please reboot computer.]

[bustydefense]

[In response Mia grabs the turkey again and yanks]

[prodigious_mage]

[And finally, the homicidal turkey pops off, leaving Palom with . . .

Actually those look like some pretty bad scratches.]

Owwwww! Sheesh. I think you pulled off half my skin, too.

[bustydefense]

My most sincere apologies.