[Audio/Text added later] (Discedo)

[prodigal_axe]

[Insert electrical shock here! Yep, the classic 'bzzzzzzap' noise, followed by a grunt of disbelief and some halfhearted cursing.

Happy birthday Shinjiro. Discedo loves you right?]

...seriously? The hell should I talk about.

[After a cranky moment or three he thinks of a couple things.]Alright, alright. If you're in Discedo, there's a bar and

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[pilot_princess]

Hell?

...they broke already? Really? [Sigh.]

[prodigal_axe]

Tastes like it.

[Actually, it's a bit easier on the tongue than the old stuff. He's just pissed about it running out.]

Maybe they just shut down for a day or something.

[pilot_princess]

Maybe... I hope they start working again. I wanna try them out!

[But... booze...] Hey Shinji, lemme try some! [And she'll come stumbling over.]

[prodigal_axe]

Makes you sick as hell for a few minutes, just warning you.

[Speaking of. He'll just give a dubious sideglance at all that stumbling, then a slow look at one of the 'Hell' bottles.]

...you sure you're up to that?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF also 1/2

[prodigal_axe]

God damn it... you know what.

[prodigal_axe]

Fine, you do that. And I'll just try one of-- whatever alcohol you said you had.

1/2

[loyal_cube]

[Hell? Did you seriously name it after the Demon World's biggest kingdom/city?]

2/2

[loyal_cube]

[Anyway, Cube clears his throat and shakes off the strange name in alcohol. Instead, he smiles and almost cheers but it's soft]

Happy Birthday, Shinjiro-san!

[prodigal_axe]

[He never said he was great at naming things! He thought it sort of went along with battery acid and darkness beer.

...all in the vein of 'shit you should be scared to drink.'

Which he was sort of coincidentally thinking about, until that 'happy birthday' comes up.]

Wh-- you seriously remembered that?!

[loyal_cube]

[Cube will have to ask about it after Birthday talk... because he is curious why the name.]

Of course. Birthdays only come once a year!

I'm sorry I'm not there to celebrate it with you but when I do return, I'll bake you something!

By the way, how old have you turned this year?

voice

[volcanisms]

What kind of a name is that for beer?

voice

[prodigal_axe]

If you can even call this beer...

Besides, it's just a working name.

[volcanisms]

Does it burn?

[prodigal_axe]

Like...well, yeah it does.

[audio]

[fragrancy]

Is that what it tastes like?

[audio]

[prodigal_axe]

Pretty damn close if you ask me.

[audio]

[fragrancy]

Sounds great. What was the old option?

[audio]

[prodigal_axe]

Darkness beer. Or some used to call it 'battery acid.'