[Audio/Text added later] (Discedo)

[prodigal_axe]

[Insert electrical shock here! Yep, the classic 'bzzzzzzap' noise, followed by a grunt of disbelief and some halfhearted cursing.

Happy birthday Shinjiro. Discedo loves you right?]

...seriously? The hell should I talk about.

[After a cranky moment or three he thinks of a couple things.]Alright, alright. If you're in Discedo, there's a bar and

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[pilot_princess]

Hell?

...they broke already? Really? [Sigh.]

[prodigal_axe]

Tastes like it.

[Actually, it's a bit easier on the tongue than the old stuff. He's just pissed about it running out.]

Maybe they just shut down for a day or something.

[pilot_princess]

Maybe... I hope they start working again. I wanna try them out!

[But... booze...] Hey Shinji, lemme try some! [And she'll come stumbling over.]

[prodigal_axe]

Makes you sick as hell for a few minutes, just warning you.

[Speaking of. He'll just give a dubious sideglance at all that stumbling, then a slow look at one of the 'Hell' bottles.]

...you sure you're up to that?

[pilot_princess]

[She slides onto a stool and smirks. Sure, she's still not up to her best but when did that ever stop her? Especially because she knows why today is speeecial.]

Damn right I'm sure. We've got something to celebrate, right?

[prodigal_axe]

[Oh shit son. Covert shifty-eyed glance becomes a massive, suspicious one. What, did she remember what day it was?

...maybe not. Shouldn't assume.]

Huh? [...] I don't know what you're talking about.

[Suuuuuure.]

[pilot_princess]

[She catches his look... and then starts laughing.]

Sure thing, grandpa.

[prodigal_axe]

......

Grandpa? [Eye...twitch...]

[pilot_princess]

[LOLOLOL--cough.

...and a few more snickers.]

[prodigal_axe]

... God damn it! I'm 22... that ain't old.

[And he's going to get up in protest... and then promptly trip, though he manages to catch himself. Blame the old chairs! Not him, he's a spring chicken.

Or not. He sighs and gets to his feet kind of slowly.]

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Tch. You still wanna try this shit? [Glance at the bottle.]

[pilot_princess]

Sure thing, grandpa.

[But she just starts laughing again at that trip. Oh Shinji, you're putting her into hysterics!

And then another momentary coughing fit because really, you shouldn't be that funny. She's halfway torn between still laughing and coughing when she stretches her hand out, for the bottle. Because that will help.]

[prodigal_axe]

I'm not your god damn grandpa!

[Sighing goes here. All of a sudden, he does want one of those drinks. Even if they aren't as 'good' as darkness beer.

He takes a swipe of the stuff himself before handing it over to Anemone.]

[pilot_princess]

Old enough to be, grandpa.

[With another snicker, she brings the bottle close to her lips, but then pauses and makes a face. Damn, that was strong.]

...

[And going in for the sip... and making the most weirded-out face she can muster.]