Comments | prodesto_hero: First World

prodesto_hero

First World

Jul 23, 2009 15:52

Alright, no need to panic. Waking up in the woods with no memory is... totally normal. Yeah. I'll be fine. I think.

...Is someone- is someone there?

*yawn* Holy shit, that was a hell of a nap! Goddamn, do I feel... incorporeal? What the hell!? Where am I!?

Aaaah! Who is that!? Where- where are you?

Hell if I know! I'm looking around, but it's not me ( Read more... )

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captureherheart July 24 2009, 01:28:00 UTC

. . . So most people usually start off here by talking to themselves, but I think you might be the first person who's had 'themself' talk back.

prodesto_hero July 24 2009, 02:31:23 UTC

Did you just imply that me and this little human bitch are the same person? Because if so, we are going to have a problem.

No, it's fine, they're just feelings, they'll heal. Do you know what's going on?

captureherheart July 24 2009, 03:59:41 UTC

Umm. Yeah.

This is Memento Eden. Everyone gets amnesia when they first arrive, and none of us really know what's going on. The island will give your memories back eventually, but it takes a while. Until then, you get to stay at the apartments. They're over there.

*gestures vaguely*

So, uhh. You're . . . possessed? Good thing we've got an exorcist . . .

prodesto_hero July 24 2009, 04:05:07 UTC

Amnesia!? So... We were probably stuck together some time before this, and now we don't remember how. Uh... Thanks, mister...?

YEAH NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. And it's gonna take more than some weak little human to get rid of me! ...Wait, that's bad!

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mokomanjuu July 24 2009, 02:51:08 UTC

Uwaa~!

It's two people in one! Mokona hasn't even seen people like this before!

prodesto_hero July 24 2009, 03:01:44 UTC

Oh god. I'm gonna frikkin puke. Kill it! Kill it!

I think it's pretty cute, actually. Your name is Mokona, huh?

mokomanjuu July 26 2009, 19:06:30 UTC

*totally ignoring Gig*

Uh-huh! Mokona's name is Mokona!

prodesto_hero July 26 2009, 19:14:10 UTC

It speaks in the third person? WHY?

Aww, that's adorable. It's very nice to meet you, Mokona!

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captured_maiden July 24 2009, 06:12:01 UTC

...i-is everything all right?

prodesto_hero July 24 2009, 06:26:29 UTC

Does everything look okay to you, genius? I'm stuck in this pathetic sack of meat!

Er... no. I don't think everything is.

captured_maiden July 24 2009, 06:28:05 UTC

I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend...

Ah, I see... have you been informed of what's going on, at least?

prodesto_hero July 24 2009, 06:31:13 UTC

Ugh, you're pathetic! Why don't you go lay down in front of a door, you spineless sack of shit?

Er... Something about being on an island of amnesiacs? That explains the memory loss, but not the obnoxious jerk stuck in my head.

Watch it, bitch.

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hailbeautyqueen July 26 2009, 01:59:00 UTC

We~ell, about time someone interesting showed up.

prodesto_hero July 26 2009, 02:41:37 UTC

What's that supposed to mean?

Who gives a shit? Let's kill this anorexic little bitch and move on!

hailbeautyqueen July 26 2009, 23:35:55 UTC

...Great, yeah. You mind keeping your separate personality a bit more toned down?

prodesto_hero July 26 2009, 23:41:20 UTC

He- he's not my separate personality! I have no idea who he is. Or who I am, for that matter.

No volume control here, Strawberry Whorecake. Keep walkin'!

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