First World
Alright, no need to panic. Waking up in the woods with no memory is... totally normal. Yeah. I'll be fine. I think.
...Is someone- is someone there?
*yawn* Holy shit, that was a hell of a nap! Goddamn, do I feel... incorporeal? What the hell!? Where am I!?
Aaaah! Who is that!? Where- where are you?
Hell if I know! I'm looking around, but it's not me looking around, I- Oh, shit. Ohhhh, shit. Hey, you. Blink.
What? Why?
Just do it! ...SHIT! I knew it! I'm stuck inside you! I'm stuck inside a damn human! YOU did this, didn't you!? You think you can mess with the almighty Gig, you little worm? Think again! I'm gonna rip your freakin' head off and shove it up your ass!
I-I have no idea what you're talking about! I just woke up here! Who... Who are you?
Yeah, right. Get ready for an ass-kicking, you little bit... GRRAAAGH! Why can't I hurt you!? Goddammit! I... Ugh, I guess it looks like you're telling the truth. I'd be able to tell if you were lying. So you don't remember anything either, huh?
No, all I've got is my name. Revya.
Did I ask? But as long as we're making intros, you can call me Master. Master Gig, got that? Now I don't know how the flying hell I ended up inside you, but from the looks of it you're just as eager to get me out as I am to be out. It looks like there's a town right over there. Get your ass moving and figure out what the hell's going on!
You could stand to ask a little nicer, uh, Gig. I'm just as confused as you are.
Whatever! I dunno if this is your fault or not, kid, but either way, I'm wearing the pants in this friggin' relationship, comprende amigo? You take my orders. And I say GET WALKING!
I don't believe this...
...Is someone- is someone there?
*yawn* Holy shit, that was a hell of a nap! Goddamn, do I feel... incorporeal? What the hell!? Where am I!?
Aaaah! Who is that!? Where- where are you?
Hell if I know! I'm looking around, but it's not me looking around, I- Oh, shit. Ohhhh, shit. Hey, you. Blink.
What? Why?
Just do it! ...SHIT! I knew it! I'm stuck inside you! I'm stuck inside a damn human! YOU did this, didn't you!? You think you can mess with the almighty Gig, you little worm? Think again! I'm gonna rip your freakin' head off and shove it up your ass!
I-I have no idea what you're talking about! I just woke up here! Who... Who are you?
Yeah, right. Get ready for an ass-kicking, you little bit... GRRAAAGH! Why can't I hurt you!? Goddammit! I... Ugh, I guess it looks like you're telling the truth. I'd be able to tell if you were lying. So you don't remember anything either, huh?
No, all I've got is my name. Revya.
Did I ask? But as long as we're making intros, you can call me Master. Master Gig, got that? Now I don't know how the flying hell I ended up inside you, but from the looks of it you're just as eager to get me out as I am to be out. It looks like there's a town right over there. Get your ass moving and figure out what the hell's going on!
You could stand to ask a little nicer, uh, Gig. I'm just as confused as you are.
Whatever! I dunno if this is your fault or not, kid, but either way, I'm wearing the pants in this friggin' relationship, comprende amigo? You take my orders. And I say GET WALKING!
I don't believe this...