Mountain Dew: My Anti-Drug

[prncesofazkaban]

Yellow Number Five

A playlet (yes I just made that word up) written and butchered by:

Duchess Ara-Evans Caufield, The Empress of Fabulous, Esq.

LIGHTS UP.

(LYLE, TAD, and DEAN stand around a table covered in Mountain Dew cans, Doritos, and Pixie Sticks.  They each hold a bloody steak knife.)

LYLE:  Prince of Tides!

DEAN:  Barbara Streisand!

TAD:

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[runeenigma]

::bursts into laughter and applauds::