When I wake up and pack my bike bag for work tomorrow, I'll add to the bag an AWESOME lunch made for me by my wife of a year now. It seriously rocks. I don't thank her enough for it, so I'm publicly bragging about the epic kickassedness of wife-made lunches.

Emmy FTW!!!

“Mint soap will kill mint.” - Emmy

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Heart rate when I walked in the door after my 6.2 mile bike ride = 150 bpm
Heart rate after 5 minutes of sitting = 90 bpm
Heart rate after 10 minutes of rest = 70 bpm

Apparently, I recover very quickly. Cool!

PARENTING FAIL
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/20/gonzalez.child.dies.in.suv.wptv

I feel bad for the kid. The mother is an idiot.

Teacher (translated to plain Engrish): "To be successful in PPT, make it as boring as possible."

Teacher: "Set you screen to normal view."

In my head: "Normal view... Norrrmal viewed... NORMAL VIIIIEEEEWWWW!!!"

Dear owner, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!


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1. 50 days until the beach, WOOT ( Read more... )

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I’ll be posting my periodic self-assigned photo assignments as well as any other photos I like and damn well feel like posting there. Check it out, comment, and enjoy. Thank you, come again!