I'm on the market like a side of beef

[princessnico]

So I have been single for far too long. I refuse to believe that simply because I live in arkansas, that I cannot find a meaningful relationship. I just updated my Yahoo personals profile in hopes of at least networking with similarly minded guys. And ideally meeting one worth keeping. So here now, for your enjoyment (narf) is my personals ad

Comments

[darkest_crocus]

And you can't find a man?? how the hell not?! I know you'll find the ideal man sooner rather than later, Nico. Just takes time.

BTW: Just to be argumenative(sp): Halifax is better. ^_^

[princessnico]

Awww, thanx for the sentiment DC, but alas, you have no penis.

And no, Chicago is tops. People now where that is :-D

[darkest_crocus]

You are so very right, I certainly don't have a penis! BUT: I do have a baby! It's growing like a little weed inside right now. :P

At any rate, I would think that any guy would be willing to have someone like you. You seem like a very sweet person, and if Sis thinks you're a sweetheart, then I'm sure that there's no reason to doubt it. ^_^

And people know where Halifax is too. The ones who live here anyway. -_-

[eol_mithrandir]

I know where Halifax is! lol, but seriously, Nico, it is really hard to find someone like you, because some are afraid to express themselves as they truly are and some are just looking for gay sex. This topic is on a whole different social dynamic that is hard for me to comment because there is very little that I can relate with, except the whole "I'm so ronery" feeling. I, too, wish to find that special someone, but I am not so desperate as to advertise myself.

[rena_librarian]

I have one friend who refuses to "pay to meet her soulmate," but I'm beginning to wonder if fifty years from now it will literally be impossible to meet someone any other way.

That being said, Nico--I think it's an accurate yet flattering protrayal, I'd dig deeper if I saw that profile. ^_-

[princessnico]

See, I rock, not to get a big head, but I have women swooning! Close but no cigar, if you know what I mean. -_^

[rena_librarian]

I SO know what you mean--in fact, I see TWO puns in your comment instead of just one. XD