I'm on the market like a side of beef
So I have been single for far too long. I refuse to believe that simply because I live in arkansas, that I cannot find a meaningful relationship. I just updated my Yahoo personals profile in hopes of at least networking with similarly minded guys. And ideally meeting one worth keeping. So here now, for your enjoyment (narf) is my personals ad. Feedback would be appreciated.
You can also view my Yahoo! Personal profile ** Note, I recently redid my whole profile and it may take up to 24 hours to be approved and current. -_^
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I'd like to say that I'm butch. I can fix my own car dammit! Yet one of my friends insists on describing me as "shitting rainbows." Proud, yes. Utilitarian also. I like sample the whole spectrum of life. Fine things like French wine and cheeses to the everyday pleasures like Starbucks and road trips. I'm a business major at Arkansas State University Mountain Home. A degree is essential in furthering my plans for world domination. Did I mention I'm a comedian? I am well-rounded and think I am pretty cultured. I play piano, guitar, and saxophone. I speak English and Spanish along with some basic German. I can say thank you in 27 languages. My favorite breakfast food is Pop-Tarts. I'm a movie buff and love the classics like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Gone with the Wind." I'm also a sucker for anything where the boys fall in love, like "Beautiful Thing." I'm living in Mountain Home while attending college and plan to move back to Chicago in a few years. I love Chicago. It's the greatest city on the face of the earth. PERIOD.
I'm looking for someone whose beauty is evident from within. Your personality speaks more about you than your body. That said, it is still important that a man groom himself properly and look his best. I prefer to meet someone who likes to smell good, wear something that flatters his body and takes care of his teeth. Seriously. My ideal match should have a great smile and plenty of conversation on hand. I would like to meet someone who is open to new experiences and prefers to vary his routine. A quiet evening eating a lasagna dinner with wine while listening to Ella Fitzgerald one night, and clubbing till 3 am another. He must be somewhat well read and enjoy debating and discussing something. Be it world events, music, campaign finance reform, just be passionate about something. I want to meet a guy with an appetite. There's nothing I hate more than listening to a scrawny twink bitch about how fat he is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe that that undying, soul-burning, all-consuming love is not only possible but ours to find. And most importantly: family is very important to me. It should be to you too.
To wax poetic: "Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet."
-- William Shakespeare
You can also view my Yahoo! Personal profile ** Note, I recently redid my whole profile and it may take up to 24 hours to be approved and current. -_^
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I'd like to say that I'm butch. I can fix my own car dammit! Yet one of my friends insists on describing me as "shitting rainbows." Proud, yes. Utilitarian also. I like sample the whole spectrum of life. Fine things like French wine and cheeses to the everyday pleasures like Starbucks and road trips. I'm a business major at Arkansas State University Mountain Home. A degree is essential in furthering my plans for world domination. Did I mention I'm a comedian? I am well-rounded and think I am pretty cultured. I play piano, guitar, and saxophone. I speak English and Spanish along with some basic German. I can say thank you in 27 languages. My favorite breakfast food is Pop-Tarts. I'm a movie buff and love the classics like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Gone with the Wind." I'm also a sucker for anything where the boys fall in love, like "Beautiful Thing." I'm living in Mountain Home while attending college and plan to move back to Chicago in a few years. I love Chicago. It's the greatest city on the face of the earth. PERIOD.
I'm looking for someone whose beauty is evident from within. Your personality speaks more about you than your body. That said, it is still important that a man groom himself properly and look his best. I prefer to meet someone who likes to smell good, wear something that flatters his body and takes care of his teeth. Seriously. My ideal match should have a great smile and plenty of conversation on hand. I would like to meet someone who is open to new experiences and prefers to vary his routine. A quiet evening eating a lasagna dinner with wine while listening to Ella Fitzgerald one night, and clubbing till 3 am another. He must be somewhat well read and enjoy debating and discussing something. Be it world events, music, campaign finance reform, just be passionate about something. I want to meet a guy with an appetite. There's nothing I hate more than listening to a scrawny twink bitch about how fat he is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe that that undying, soul-burning, all-consuming love is not only possible but ours to find. And most importantly: family is very important to me. It should be to you too.
To wax poetic: "Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet."
-- William Shakespeare