Imrahil: *tosses a new form onto Jade's desk* A horsefucker wants out

Jade: Which one? :scans paper: And where have you been recently, anyway? Did you get lost in the files?

Imrahil: I was spending some time with my dear, departed mother

Jade: Oh, really? Is she traumatized?

Imrahil: oh just go look over the form.

Jade: :signs form: Well, ( Read more... )

*files in Mandos, as is his job until he can figure out whether it's worth the loss of pleasant paperwork activity and new pens just to annoy mostly inactive children*

out, out, out, out, out, out, out, and out.

*checks through the remaining papers and dumps one on Jade's desk*

IN.

I'm hired.

*cracks knuckles and eyes desk.* Mmm. Paperwork. and PENS. my god. pens.

...I need to go have a pivate moment. *grabs pen and skeedaddles*

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*continues to enjoy tahiti*

*is polished by buxom woman in a bikini*

*lives the high life in tahiti as only a possessed swan skull can*

*rests on Erchirion's pillow*

*tries to flip you all off*

HONK honk honk Honk honk!

*waddles off*

*haunt*

*haunt*

*scares Alasseo and Bilbo*

*reminds Bilbo about the whole hobbit sacrifice thing*

*floats into Erchi's room*

*haunts a vase of flowers*

*pops back to life*

*falls*

*curses*

*hits head on desk*

*curses some more*

*notes he got younger*

*sprouts feathers*

*stops cursing*

o_o

*sits himself down in the steward's office on top of a pile of papers, rot seeping through them to the very bottom*

Errrrrrrrchi...