11) Shoot the Lies to the Cosmos Please!

[prince0fcosmos]

We are so   SO SORRY

Seriously! We did not mean to lie so much!! We made such a fool of Ourselves that maybe somebody should hang Us from a tree and beat Us with sticks!!

Cousin Kadaj, We love love L♥O♥V♥E you and did NOT mean to say mean things and hurt your feelings! ... We still think Big-Foot Shinji is mean and kind of stupid, but he is family!!

Comments

[voice, he sounds tired]

[theforceoncrack]

ahh....ahaha, I, thanks, Prince.

Walter....I'll...just a second.

[Voice, COFFEE IN PRINCE FORM]

[prince0fcosmos]

Why is Jackie-Jackie so pooped out? Hmmm... Do you know where he went? We are so worried, and We are also angry at him!! But mostly worried..

[voice, WAT XD]

[theforceoncrack]

long story, kid...tell you later.

I....hold on. I'll talk to him....

[voice, WAKE UP MUTHA FUCKA]

[prince0fcosmos]

♥COME ON COME ON COME ON, JACKIIIE!!♥
Wake up already!! You are SO old!!

[prodigal_axe]

Ugh.. yeah. You're right about me..

[prince0fcosmos]

We know! But We don't care if you are stu-- ... Hey.. Shinji? You seem strange! Is something wrong?

[prodigal_axe]

Uhh.. Hold on a second..

...

Just sick. Ain't a big .. I'll be fine.

[prince0fcosmos]

... Sick like Cousin was when We met him?? Heeey.. were you drinking?? We know that when you two say you are sick, you mean drunk!!

[Voice]

[nummeh_souls]

You got stuck telling lies, huh Prince?

Sounds rough. But... I don't think you're the only one, given everything I've been hearing over the network these last few days. I'm sure that people will understand.

And if they don't? Well... They're not worth your time, I think.

Locked from Errol

[sandpaperbreath]

'lotta us said things we weren't too happy 'bout.

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[prince0fcosmos]

We were VERY unhappy!!

Locked from Errol

[sandpaperbreath]

Heh.

You 'n me both. Well...for a while, anyway.

{Text}

[prince0fcosmos]

We are feeling a little better now!

OH! Guess what, Torn, We were SOOO clever!! You know what We did?? We wrote stuff on the phone-thingy and crossed out the bad parts instead of deleting them, so that everyone could read the truth! Wasn't that so smart?? But it was hard to figure out how to word stuff like-

I do not like you Torn!
I love to hate Reno!

[mrbaseballfan]

You aren't the only one.. I said some really mean things that weren't true to Kadaj either.

...Hey Prince, can you maybe help me with something?

[prince0fcosmos]

We don't ever want to do that again...

We always like to help out! What is it?