Do you know what, people? Really. Honestly. Do you know? We are just SO so so sick of crazy things happening. Do you know what happened to Us? No you do not. Do you know why you do not know? Because We have not told you. And do you know why We have not told you?
BECAUSE WE WERE BUSY!You may ask Us why We were so busy. Go ahead and ask yourself "Why ( Read more... )

We got angry when We heard that broken things were hurting and even killing people! We were not pleased. So We decided that We would start rolling up big messes and taking them to the spot where the warehouse Brother Walter exploded into a million pieces in was and dump it all there! Sweetness! Neatness! We are totally helping. Because We're ( Read more... )

This just in: We are not dead. We repeat, The Prince of All Cosmos is NOT DEAD!

We simply have the pox of chickens! Oh, and We did not eat in two days, and We were in the snow, and We have no home, and We had a fever, and We were scared, AND OUR MONKEY BARS HAVE BEEN EXPLODED, but We are not dead.

Help Us, We are DYING!

((He's not dying. He has chickenpox. Comically bold, red, and circular chickenpox on his face.))

We are an elf! Just a funny little elf! We roll up Christmas and deliver it to the world! We do not remember a chunky gooey fish Christmas, but that is cool too! We will name him.. Blobby! It will be his nickname, because his name is really Blobert. Blobert McGoo ( Read more... )

Ooooh, We are going to roll you SO BIG, Mr. Snowman!! SO so so big!! Who wants to make a snowman with Us, the best roller in the whole wide city?! WE SHOULD HAVE A CONTEST!! Yes!! A snowman contest we could all compete in! We would win, hands down, yes We would.

WHEEEEEEEW!!!

What a GREAT trip We have had!! Yes We did! And such great exercise too! 
And do you know where We went? EVERYWHERE! And do you know what We saw? EVERYTHING!

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Really, you silly stupid city of the stupidest silliness, you will never ever learn to be happy like Us if you keep yelling about what other people are doing! Don't you see that the bad things go away unless you keep on talking about them??

Sometimes We are SOOO disappointed. Really. Like, SO so so so so disappointed so much that We think "Oh my ( Read more... )

Please.. don't hurt Ashelin the police lady.. she.. she is being very nice to Us and so is Sakura.. please? Please Walter and Kadaj and Shinji, We are fine.. We like the cage, There is soooo much space- We can just live in it forever!! Just don't get in trouble, OK?? PLEASE!!

We will be out soon! We love you very very much! Jackie, don't be sad!! We ( Read more... )

We are so   SO SORRY

Seriously! We did not mean to lie so much!! We made such a fool of Ourselves that maybe somebody should hang Us from a tree and beat Us with sticks!!

Cousin Kadaj, We love love L♥O♥V♥E you and did NOT mean to say mean things and hurt your feelings! ... We still think Big-Foot Shinji is mean and kind of stupid, but he is family!!

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