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melpemone October 2 2006, 13:30:00 UTC
Haha, I just realised I answered your poll with the wrong question in mind. Am huge, hungover dork. My apologies. I think all my answers stand for 'shag', though. *g*

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primroseburrows October 2 2006, 15:09:32 UTC
You were still wise enough not to want to shag Cthulhu.

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mickeymvt October 2 2006, 18:20:26 UTC
Lilacs- eww! Foul-smelling flowers.

But hey, to each their own :)

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primroseburrows October 2 2006, 22:49:41 UTC
I love the smell. And the old-fashioned look. Which is why there's twenty-four crayons in a box, I guess. *g*

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lipsum October 3 2006, 05:26:46 UTC
Dude, I just married Chthulhu.

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primroseburrows October 3 2006, 06:18:20 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHA. OMG.

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lipsum October 4 2006, 02:01:49 UTC
Yeah, it may have been a bad move on my part. OTOH, I console myself with the thought that cliffing him would probably have had no effect on him anyway. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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primroseburrows October 4 2006, 02:35:37 UTC
He would probably like being cliffed. All that time in sunken R'lyeh, he's probably got the bends. Heights would bother him greatly.

I? Am a dork.

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peacey October 3 2006, 21:24:53 UTC
You have obsessions?

PS. You should learn to embrace your inner bitch from time to time.

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primroseburrows October 4 2006, 02:43:39 UTC
*deadpans* I have no obsessions. None at all. It's all a nasty lie. I have no idea who wrote that part.

I don't think I HAVE an inner bitch. I think she went AWOL on account of boredom. I have an outer dork, is what I have.

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peacey October 4 2006, 15:38:00 UTC
She's still there. Let's see if we can stir her up a bit, shall we?

Ahem.

Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent. George W. Bush is the world's savior. Homosexuals should never have the right to marry. Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world. All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections. The Harry Potter novels are dumb. Canada wishes they were the USA. Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid. The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known. The Red Sox suck. The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Nomar is a poopyhead. The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge". Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.

Shall I continue?

(One of the above statements is actually true. I'll bet you know which one.)

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primroseburrows October 4 2006, 19:24:51 UTC
Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent
Missy has been smoking too much crack. (Note you didn't say he was ugly. Because nobody can lie that badly.)

Homosexuals should never have the right to marry.
Don't be silly. Plenty of people on the Right would let them, I'm sure. Badabing.

George W. Bush is the world's savior.
Which planet is this again?

Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world.
This might not go over well with the ten-year-olds on the list.

All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections.
I knew it! You're really a spy for ACOG.

The Harry Potter novels are dumb.
I've never heard one of them speak, so you may be right.

Canada wishes they were the USA.
I'll think of a comeback for this one when I'm finished ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid.
I'm sure the New Waterford landfill is ugly, and Natalie probably was pretty bad when she started out AT AGE THREE OR SOMETHING.

The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ( ... )

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