She's still there. Let's see if we can stir her up a bit, shall we?
Ahem.
Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent. George W. Bush is the world's savior. Homosexuals should never have the right to marry. Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world. All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections. The Harry Potter novels are dumb. Canada wishes they were the USA. Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid. The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known. The Red Sox suck. The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Nomar is a poopyhead. The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge". Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.
Shall I continue?
(One of the above statements is actually true. I'll bet you know which one.)
Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent Missy has been smoking too much crack. (Note you didn't say he was ugly. Because nobody can lie that badly.)
Homosexuals should never have the right to marry. Don't be silly. Plenty of people on the Right would let them, I'm sure. Badabing.
George W. Bush is the world's savior. Which planet is this again?
Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world. This might not go over well with the ten-year-olds on the list.
All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections. I knew it! You're really a spy for ACOG.
The Harry Potter novels are dumb. I've never heard one of them speak, so you may be right.
Canada wishes they were the USA. I'll think of a comeback for this one when I'm finished ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.
Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid. I'm sure the New Waterford landfill is ugly, and Natalie probably was pretty bad when she started out AT AGE THREE OR SOMETHING.
The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has
( ... )
You know, one of these days when that inner bitch does wake up, she's gonna explode and heads are gonna roll, man, rooolllll.
I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"
You know, one of these days when that inner bitch does wake up, she's gonna explode and heads are gonna roll, man, rooolllll.
No, that would be my inner postal worker.
I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"
*pictures Nomar saying 'poopyhead'* Now that would be amusing.
*pictures Paul saying 'eh'*
Y'know, I've never heard him say that. I do have a list of things he could say, though. Some examples are as follows: cacophony, cumulonimbus, population, gunpowder, duodenum, bombadier, principle, and brigadoon.
And knowing him, he probably HAS said 'poopyhead'.
Oh, and Stephen King would say 'poopyhead, ayuh'. Or not. *g*
Next time you have them all over for dinner, fergodssake, invite me? Although make sure I'm sitting down. The sheer amount of IQ in the room would knock me over.
PS. You should learn to embrace your inner bitch from time to time.
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I don't think I HAVE an inner bitch. I think she went AWOL on account of boredom. I have an outer dork, is what I have.
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Ahem.
Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent. George W. Bush is the world's savior. Homosexuals should never have the right to marry. Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world. All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections. The Harry Potter novels are dumb. Canada wishes they were the USA. Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid. The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known. The Red Sox suck. The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Nomar is a poopyhead. The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge". Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.
Shall I continue?
(One of the above statements is actually true. I'll bet you know which one.)
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Missy has been smoking too much crack. (Note you didn't say he was ugly. Because nobody can lie that badly.)
Homosexuals should never have the right to marry.
Don't be silly. Plenty of people on the Right would let them, I'm sure. Badabing.
George W. Bush is the world's savior.
Which planet is this again?
Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world.
This might not go over well with the ten-year-olds on the list.
All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections.
I knew it! You're really a spy for ACOG.
The Harry Potter novels are dumb.
I've never heard one of them speak, so you may be right.
Canada wishes they were the USA.
I'll think of a comeback for this one when I'm finished ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.
Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid.
I'm sure the New Waterford landfill is ugly, and Natalie probably was pretty bad when she started out AT AGE THREE OR SOMETHING.
The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ( ... )
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I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"
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No, that would be my inner postal worker.
I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"
*pictures Nomar saying 'poopyhead'* Now that would be amusing.
*pictures Paul saying 'eh'*
Y'know, I've never heard him say that. I do have a list of things he could say, though.
Some examples are as follows: cacophony, cumulonimbus, population, gunpowder, duodenum, bombadier, principle, and brigadoon.
And knowing him, he probably HAS said 'poopyhead'.
Oh, and Stephen King would say 'poopyhead, ayuh'. Or not. *g*
Next time you have them all over for dinner, fergodssake, invite me? Although make sure I'm sitting down. The sheer amount of IQ in the room would knock me over.
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