[Left on the communal answering machine in the Key household] From Mother With Love

[pride_of_kiwi]

OF ALL THE DAFT, STUPID, THICK SKULLED THINGS YOU'VE DONE, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PULL SOMETHING OFF AS RIDICULOUS AS TRYING TO SMUGGLE A BABY CROCODILE THROUGH THE AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS. BUT THEN,  I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER- WHO WON'T BE HERE TO BAIL YOU OUT THIS TIME, THE WANKER- ALWAYS MANAGING THE IMPOSSIBLE

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[OOC]

[5minutetheft]

WHY ARE ALL MUMS SO FUCKING COOL B|

Re: [OOC]

[vicious_wolf]

LIBERTY CURSE? 8Da

SEÑORA KEY, POR QUÉ SO ESCARY?

[missile_crisis]

SHE EAT JOR SOUL, BOY

[pride_of_kiwi]

FOR BREAKFAST. :U

COME AT ME, BR--MAMA KEY. (this is all ooc, by the by~)

[missile_crisis]

OOC:

[salylimon]

I hope you're grounded for eternity. 8|

OOC:

[pride_of_kiwi]

She gives you full permission to whack some sense into dis childe with your frying pan. And maybe the machete if that doesn't work.

Re: OOC:

[salylimon]

...I was actually thinking of using the machete first. You know, leave it lodged in John's stomach while he's asleep. 8||

Re: OOC:

[pride_of_kiwi]

ene DON'T KILL HIM- JUST A LITTLE MAIMING OUGHT TO DO IT.

[not_whales]

OH I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS.

[pride_of_kiwi]

ET TU DEWI?

[not_whales]

MUMS ARE CRAZY.

[pride_of_kiwi]

THEY ARE.

CAN I COME LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT FOR A WHILE? PROMISE I WON'T MAKE MUCH NOISE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF ANY RODENTS.

OOOOO-MU-MU-MU-MUUUUUH!

[santorinithera]

JOHN PAUL IS IN TROUBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!