Swear to Drunk I'm Not Dog

[pride_of_kiwi]

CAME BACK HOME TODAY FROM A PISS-UP AT AKANE'S AND HAAHAHA, IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS OF NONSTOP -I KNOW HOW TO STOP- DRINKING IT'S GREAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT POMMIE BASTARD AND HIS RUBBISH I'M NOT GIVING UP I'M JUST TAKING A BIT OF A SMOKO MATES IT'S JUST GREAT. JUST FUCKING. JUST CORKER. AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES, THAT'S JOHN

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[pride_of_kiwi]

IT'S THE KIRKLAND CURSE IS WHAT IT IS. WE'LL ALL DIE WITH OUR BLOOD REPLACED BY BEER SOMEDAY.

HEH, BUT DON'T WORRY EH I'M JUST A BOX FULLA BUDGIES TONIGHT~

...NOW WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' CAPSLOCK ON THIS THING-?

[Screened]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oi oioioioi, I'll stop, I'll stop! Don't have anymore on me anyway!

Perfectly fine in my room. Can't do nothing here. Nothing at all.

[longlivesealand]

Quit it.

[pride_of_kiwi]

QUIT WHAT?

[longlivesealand]

Quit drinking.

[pride_of_kiwi]

...Aye. Aye, you're right. Now's... not the time.

[no_llores]

I thinking this is the English but now I not sure.

[pride_of_kiwi]

YEAH IT'S ENGLISH. WE CALL IT STRINE, DAG, WHERE I'M FROM. COURSE NOW YOU'VE GOT ME CURIOUS- WHERE ABOUTS DID YOU GET DRAGGED HERE FROM EH.

[no_llores]

I...

What.

I am never dragged anywhere.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahh, no nono, I meant- where did you come from-?

[salylimon]

Fucking having to sneak outside for reception in a stolen wheelchair, damn it-

...John. What are you doing?

[pride_of_kiwi]

WHAZZAT? HAVIN' A DRINK OR TWO DOZEN. AIN'T SO BAD- HOME N' HOUSED ARE Y'NOW? THAT'S NICE. I'M GLAD.

[salylimon]

N-No, I'm still at the hospital. Sneaking out. Looking for reception - which is pissing off the nurses but whatever.

B-But, damn it, John. I swear to God I am going to kick you the next time I see you.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ehhhh, they can stand a bit of that. I'd rather y'be where you're most comfortable.

Kick? Ah hell, I probably deserve that...

[brawldownunder]

Mate...

what are you doin'?

Would think it's bloody hilarious you're gettin' rotten off your arse but even I think your talkin' nonesense.

And that's sayin' somethin'.

and bloody fuck stop makin' me worry about you, nobody's given me as much as a headache worryin' about them as y'have ya sheepshagger

[pride_of_kiwi]

AIN'T NONSENSE ITS STREWTH. HEH. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN AT ANYWAY Y'POXY WANKER? HEARD Y' PULLED EMI OUTTUVA BLUE WITH A RUSSIAN TWAT.

GOOD ON YAAA!

HAHAHA! I'D SUGGEST GOIN FOR ANOTHER HANDLE BUT I'M NOT LEAVIN' THIS FLAT ANYMORE. STUPID POOF'LL FIND ME...HAVE Y'MET LOTO YET? HE'S A GOOD KID. A SWEET-AS KID...

WHAT'RE YA WORRYIN' ABOUT YA SOOK? IORANGI CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

[brawldownunder]

bloody capslock....

I'VE BEEN AS ROTTEN AS YOU, IS WHAT.

STAY AWAY FROM A COMP FOR A FEW DAYS, COME BACK EVERYTHIN'S GONE TO HELL.

WHO'S THIS BLOODY POOF YA TALKIN' ABOUT?

AND IORANGI IS A BLOODY SHEEPSHAGGER TOO PISSED OFF HIS ARSE TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

I'm gonna break your door in mate and slap some sense into you

(ooc: sorry i've been inactive orz. But mind if Logan actually does invade john's home XD?)

[pride_of_kiwi]

BUGGER, INNIT?

WELL SO LONGS'S IT'S SOMETHING REASONABLE LIKE THAT, I GUESS. N' DON'T BE MINDING THE POMMIE- HE'S OLD NEWS IS WHAT HE IS.

SHEEPSHAGER? AH Y'DRONGO, I CAN PLAY THAT GAME T-

...wait what?

(ooc: Nah nah, tis fine, bb, you've been busy so I understand. GO ON AND GO FOR IT. Want it to be just the two of us or may Jared join in? :3)