Swear to Drunk I'm Not Dog
CAME BACK HOME TODAY FROM A PISS-UP AT AKANE'S AND HAAHAHA, IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS OF NONSTOP -I KNOW HOW TO STOP- DRINKING IT'S GREAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT POMMIE BASTARD AND HIS RUBBISH I'M NOT GIVING UP I'M JUST TAKING A BIT OF A SMOKO MATES IT'S JUST GREAT. JUST FUCKING. JUST CORKER. AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES, THAT'S JOHN.
AM I A TERRIBLE ROLE-MODEL FOR LOTO?
PROBABLY, PROBABLY. I'M A SHODDY BROTHER, RIGHT. BIT LOUD, BIT NOSY, BIT MAD AS A MEAT AXE. PROBABLY A SHODDY SNOG TOO MIGHT AS WELL GIVE VINCENT A RING AND ROOT 'IM WHILE I'M AT IT. BLOKE SEEMS TO WANT IT ENOUGH AND FUCK IF THE AUSSIE BASTARD ISN'T TWO SAMMIES SHORT OF A PICNIC WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE?
MUM'LL BE BACK SOON SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING STABBED MY EYESIGHT IN MY LEFT EYE STILL SUCKS AND SCREW THE WORLD WE'LL PROBABLY LOSE THE MATCH TOMORROW AND THE TWENTIETH OF JUNE WILL FOREVER BE A NIGHTMARE.
AT LEAST JARED, LAD, YOU'RE A DEAD CHUFFED FELLOW. I NEED ANOTHER CUPPA-
THINK I'M TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK AGAIN.
WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT IT ILLUSTRATES MY POINT. SHARP, RIGHT, LIKE THIS FIST THAT'S GUNNA BE TAKING DOWN THE RUSSIAN TART DAFT ENOUGH TO MESS WITH MY FAMILY. BAD MOVE, SHEILA, BAD MOVE.
AM I A TERRIBLE ROLE-MODEL FOR LOTO?
PROBABLY, PROBABLY. I'M A SHODDY BROTHER, RIGHT. BIT LOUD, BIT NOSY, BIT MAD AS A MEAT AXE. PROBABLY A SHODDY SNOG TOO MIGHT AS WELL GIVE VINCENT A RING AND ROOT 'IM WHILE I'M AT IT. BLOKE SEEMS TO WANT IT ENOUGH AND FUCK IF THE AUSSIE BASTARD ISN'T TWO SAMMIES SHORT OF A PICNIC WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE?
MUM'LL BE BACK SOON SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING STABBED MY EYESIGHT IN MY LEFT EYE STILL SUCKS AND SCREW THE WORLD WE'LL PROBABLY LOSE THE MATCH TOMORROW AND THE TWENTIETH OF JUNE WILL FOREVER BE A NIGHTMARE.
AT LEAST JARED, LAD, YOU'RE A DEAD CHUFFED FELLOW. I NEED ANOTHER CUPPA-
THINK I'M TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK AGAIN.
WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT IT ILLUSTRATES MY POINT. SHARP, RIGHT, LIKE THIS FIST THAT'S GUNNA BE TAKING DOWN THE RUSSIAN TART DAFT ENOUGH TO MESS WITH MY FAMILY. BAD MOVE, SHEILA, BAD MOVE.