DEAR GOD, I'VE BEEN A GOOD BLOKE HAVEN'T I?

[pride_of_kiwi]

 PLEASE LET NEW ZEALAND NOT BE A BROOD OF WALLEYS TOMORROW AND MAY SLOVAKIA NOT SCORE AGAINST HE OUR MAGNIFICENT KEEPER. SO SHALL IT BE THAT OUR FIRST RETURN TO THE CUP IN TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS NOT END IN TRAGEDY.

AMEN.

PLEASE ALSO CONSIDER PLACING MUM NOWHERE NEAR A TELLIE FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS.