Comments | prettyorianna: [personal] Strange

prettyorianna

[personal] Strange

Nov 26, 2012 23:15

I recognize the fact that, as long as it doesn't have to have any meaning or being even remotely relevant, you can string together any words you want in as strange a manner as pleases you.

But to have it be meaningful and relevant?

Well...

Let me say, I think I have heard the strangest thing I'll ever probably hear that's both meaningful and relevant ( Read more... )

humor, rambles, the hubby, personal

Comments 6

jayeanne November 27 2012, 05:28:02 UTC

ROFL

omg. booty juice and bacon socks! you have to use this in one of your fics. ahaha. xDD

prettyorianna November 27 2012, 17:32:58 UTC

I'll see if I can fit it in.

Seriously, I love my hubby LOL. He's a funny man.

deshisoraba November 27 2012, 16:05:34 UTC

Really, I can't decide if I should laugh or cry (I am really sorry, you got burned, I hope it's healing fast)...

Ok, I will laugh; hahahahahaha

prettyorianna November 27 2012, 17:40:31 UTC

Yeah, it turned red but it doesn't hurt at all anymore. I've had accidental burns before (splashed roux on my foot once so now I don't cook barefoot, fell against the gas heater in the living room when my meds doped me up, and hit my wrist on the oven rack above it when I was taking cookies out) but this didn't even welt up or anything. Hurt like hell but only for an evening and now you can't even tell unless you're in the right lighting.

So, yes. Laugh. It's funny. LOL I'm just glad the hubby got over being mad at my foolishness (though, in retrospect, how is carrying a cup of hot grease from the stove to the fridge any different than carrying a pot of boiling water with pasta in it to the sink to dump in the colander? They're the same distance. But, alas, I have been forbidden to put bacon grease in a cup and save it anymore).

Still... booty juice for bacon socks... joins such legendary things as testicle spiders (don't ask) and spitcurl (really don't ask). I personally think it's funniest of them all though.

deshisoraba November 27 2012, 19:24:21 UTC

Being a housewife is dangerous, ne? Please, be more careful in the future, ok?

Testicle spiders and spitcurl? I am definitely not asking! No, no!

prettyorianna November 29 2012, 03:38:03 UTC

I promise. I'm just really clumsy. Speaking just of burns, I also have the scar on my foot from the roux (now I don't cook barefoot... unless I forget) and the hatchmarks on my thigh from falling against the gas wall heater in the living room (well, it was off, but it had JUST been turned off and then I turned off the living room lights and had to walk back past it to get to the bedroom... but in my defense, my meds had doped me up so I was stumbling all over the place so it's not really my fault, right? LOL). You can't see the one on my right wrist where I hit it on the oven rack above when I was taking cookies out of the oven (this was when I was growing up) so I don't think it counts anymore. Also, I was making prawn balls once and had one fall off the scoop back into the oil and it splashed on my wrist. But surprisingly enough, no scar, so it doesn't count either ( ... )