[personal] Strange

[prettyorianna]

I recognize the fact that, as long as it doesn't have to have any meaning or being even remotely relevant, you can string together any words you want in as strange a manner as pleases you.

But to have it be meaningful and relevant?

Well...

Let me say, I think I have heard the strangest thing I'll ever probably hear that's both meaningful and relevant

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[prettyorianna]

I promise. I'm just really clumsy. Speaking just of burns, I also have the scar on my foot from the roux (now I don't cook barefoot... unless I forget) and the hatchmarks on my thigh from falling against the gas wall heater in the living room (well, it was off, but it had JUST been turned off and then I turned off the living room lights and had to walk back past it to get to the bedroom... but in my defense, my meds had doped me up so I was stumbling all over the place so it's not really my fault, right? LOL). You can't see the one on my right wrist where I hit it on the oven rack above when I was taking cookies out of the oven (this was when I was growing up) so I don't think it counts anymore. Also, I was making prawn balls once and had one fall off the scoop back into the oil and it splashed on my wrist. But surprisingly enough, no scar, so it doesn't count either.

Geez, that sounds like a lot. But in my defense, that's spread out over like 15 years.

And moving off the subject of burns, I've run into a sliding glass door before (in my defense, I left it OPEN and someone else closed it and wasn't in the house that long and plus I was just a kid)... I constantly clip corners and doorknobs... I kick like everything (most recently, two cans of coconut milk and a can of chili beans that were still in the grocery bag... but I've kicked the sammich machine and the vacuum and the couch and the coffee table and the heavy-duty mixer and the refrigerator and the space heater and my bed and my cat (it's her fault that she won't stay out from underfoot!) and movies and both computer chairs and the microwave and the bookshelf and the cat's food and water dishes in no less than three separate locations since we had to keep moving them and this is all within the past year LOL).

Yeah... just a bit clumsy, I think LOL