5th Shot

[pretty_darn_gay]

My goodness, I was really expecting to have to work my knees a lot harder to get the biggest flirt award for those of us who identify as male. Celebratory flirtations were in order out of thanks, which are still going on by the way for anyone who feels up to it

Comments

[testdriveme]

You were practically handed that award.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Hands were indeed involved.

[testdriveme]

Yeah..

[pretty_darn_gay]

Want to help me celebrate?

[dyadiic]

what the fuck.
do ii want two know.

[pretty_darn_gay]

That entirely depends on how old you are.

[dyadiic]

even iif iit diid, ii've deciided ii don't anyway.
2o yeah, que2tiion an2wered.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I would hate to corrupt tiny ears and all. Or eyes, since this is writing. In general, I prefer those that are already corrupted, I should say.

[onelongnoodle]

You earned it.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I try. I am very trying.

[wrestlingwitch]

And the male population of the world trembled.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Oh, believe me, they did. Trembling occurred.

[wrestlingwitch]

For better or for worse, it happened.

[pretty_darn_gay]

The downside is now my +7 is 15.5 and I'm left wondering, do I count that as sixteen? Fifteen? Counting the months seems a little silly.

[italianscanspar]

Congratulations! No one else matches your...vigour.

I mean, I wouldn't know. I've heard.

I should stop talking.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I could tell you more.

Give you some first-hand experience.

[italianscanspar]

Thanks for the offer but I'm gonna have to turn you down, mate, sorry. I'd rather hear about it second-hand. Or third-hand.

Fourth-hand's good too.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Oohhh, you're into that, are you?