5th Shot

[pretty_darn_gay]

My goodness, I was really expecting to have to work my knees a lot harder to get the biggest flirt award for those of us who identify as male. Celebratory flirtations were in order out of thanks, which are still going on by the way for anyone who feels up to it

Comments

[italianscanspar]

Congratulations! No one else matches your...vigour.

I mean, I wouldn't know. I've heard.

I should stop talking.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I could tell you more.

Give you some first-hand experience.

[italianscanspar]

Thanks for the offer but I'm gonna have to turn you down, mate, sorry. I'd rather hear about it second-hand. Or third-hand.

Fourth-hand's good too.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Oohhh, you're into that, are you?

[italianscanspar]

wait what do you

No, no, I am definitely not into that! Well, I haven't tried anyway.

I don't think I want to.

Anyway, no, not into that.

[pretty_darn_gay]

You'll never know unless you try. It doesn't count if you're experimenting.

[italianscanspar]

Yeah, but what if I don't want to try, innit?

Why are we even talking about this, again?

[pretty_darn_gay]

You left yourself wide open and I can resist everything but temptation.

[italianscanspar]

Temptation and alcohol from what I've heard.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I am perfectly capable of quitting alcohol anytime I so desire. On the other hand I am very much addicted to men.

[italianscanspar]

And do you believe this addiction is healthy?

[pretty_darn_gay]

It gives me quite a workout.

[italianscanspar]

I can imagine. Well, I suppose it's healthy in that case. Losing calories and all.

[pretty_darn_gay]

It offsets the alcohol nicely.

[italianscanspar]

I'd think so. Lemme guess, plenty of barhopping for you these hols, innit?