1st Shot

[pretty_darn_gay]

As much great fun as it's been owning one of these and watching all of you go back and forth with your dirty laundry - and I do love it I mean really I haven't read the gossip column in the Daily Prophet in like months, it's nothing compared to this - it seemed high time to make my fashionably late appearance at this party. Can we also get another

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

...uh.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Hi.

[puckinyourmom]

...hi. Naked mud wrestling isn't my thing.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I only said shirtless. If you want to do pants-less that's entirely optional and I salute you for it.

[testdriveme]

I think we would've been disqualified if they got into a fight.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Not if the fight was entertaining enough.

[testdriveme]

Maybe if the referee were female.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I will personally volunteer to referee for that game and for the rest of the season.

[yukimi_mama]

Stop trying to encourage debauchery.

[pretty_darn_gay]

A great man once said: The only way to get rid of temptation is to give into it.

[yukimi_mama]

Who said that?

[pretty_darn_gay]

Oscar Wilde. He was a muggle. Look how multicultural I'm being.

[wandandsword]

Chris Evans is handsome, but I don't know if he would be a very good adopted baby daddy.

[pretty_darn_gay]

He so would. They could play American Football in the front yard before dinner. Besides who would you suggest?

[wandandsword]

He just doesn't seem very responsible. Besides, American football is really dangerous! Just look at all those pads they have to wear.

I don't know who I'd suggest, though. I'm not sure actors make good fathers.

[pretty_darn_gay]

That's just because they're wimps. Look at rugby players. But no rugby until the kids are at least eleven.

Think of someone, then we can say that they should mudwrestle. We both win for that mental image.

[donttelldaddy]

How have you even functioned without the journal?

[pretty_darn_gay]

Sneakily, in the background, using information garnered from it to fuel the rumor mill.

[donttelldaddy]

What kinds of horrible gossip can we expect now that you're fully connected, then?

[pretty_darn_gay]

I promise you, my heterosexual life partner, that you will be the first to know.