1st Shot

[pretty_darn_gay]

As much great fun as it's been owning one of these and watching all of you go back and forth with your dirty laundry - and I do love it I mean really I haven't read the gossip column in the Daily Prophet in like months, it's nothing compared to this - it seemed high time to make my fashionably late appearance at this party. Can we also get another

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

...uh.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Hi.

[puckinyourmom]

...hi. Naked mud wrestling isn't my thing.

[pretty_darn_gay]

I only said shirtless. If you want to do pants-less that's entirely optional and I salute you for it.

[puckinyourmom]

No thanks, I'm good.

[pretty_darn_gay]

You'll never know how enjoyable it is until you try.

[puckinyourmom]

Maybe if the Hufflepuff beaters were chicks.

[pretty_darn_gay]

If it gets you naked I'll accept the addition of breasts.

[puckinyourmom]

I...really don't want to get naked for you, dude.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Think of the ladies, Puck.

You like ladies, right?

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah...most of them have already seen me naked.

[pretty_darn_gay]

But not all. Noah you can't leave out those that haven't yet. You have to be fair.

[puckinyourmom]

I'm not getting up in the 1st years' business.