006- [phone] A learning experience....

[pretty_bear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

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[birthclod]

When a man and a woman love each other, they decide that they want to have a baby. Well, it doesn't even have to be for a baby. Some people do it for fun. You see, both the male and a female have unique sex organs that they use to...

[And she goes on for a few good minutes speaking in ridiculous detail about the entire process. Eight years old, but with the memories and history of literally everything in her world inside her head... Well.]

... and the nine months afterward are never pleasant. But why did you ask?

[pretty_bear]

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That's where humans come from?!?

[birthclod]

Some believe they come from mud or clay. Others believe a big bird drops them from the skies. It's endless, the list of excuses, but...

Yes. To make things simple.

[pretty_bear]

Wow! I didn't know there were so many ways to make humans. No wonder there's so many of them!

[Phone] Hiiiii Teddie XD

[snipingmissy]

[Oh, innocent curiosity. She was going to not get herself involved, but how could she fault him for just being curious.

Until, of course, he asked that.]

Something you are not old enough to know about.

[Or that some other poor soul should have to explain, whichever comes first.]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty_bear]

How old do I have to be?

[Phone]

[snipingmissy]

How old are you now?

Re: [Phone]

[pretty_bear]

I dunno. I don't remember when I first started to exist...

[tapshoetomove]

...I'm not really sure myself, but I think it has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty_bear]

It has to do with birds and bees? But someone else just told me it had to do with being naked....

[tapshoetomove]

I don't really know myself, but that's what my mum and papa called it.

[pretty_bear]

It sounds really complicated...

[He's trying to figure out what you're supposed to do with all the bees....]

And someone else told me I had to be older. And they wouldn't tell you either? Do you think it's some kind of secret?

[doudemoe]

...It has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty_bear]

...... What do the birds and the bees do?

[doudemoe]

Well...

[This can't be serious, can he? ....the voice on the other end sounds like he's not joking though. Shit.]

They lead the stork to the right parents.

[pretty_bear]

The stork? And then what happens?

[He is just.... fascinated.]

[unexculpable]

... W-what?

[pretty_bear]

Sexual intercourse.

[He makes sure to enunciate clearly this time.]

Do you know what it is?

[unexculpable]

[Teddie, if you could see the blush on his face right now.
he chokes a little.]

Yeah, but... why don't you just ask your teacher or something?

[pretty_bear]

I did. But she said she could only do one 'Talk' every ten years.

......Whatever that means.