006- [phone] A learning experience....

[pretty_bear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[doudemoe]

...It has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty_bear]

...... What do the birds and the bees do?

[doudemoe]

Well...

[This can't be serious, can he? ....the voice on the other end sounds like he's not joking though. Shit.]

They lead the stork to the right parents.

[pretty_bear]

The stork? And then what happens?

[He is just.... fascinated.]

[doudemoe]

Then the stork drops the baby in a cabbage patch, for the mother to find.

[pretty_bear]

The cabbage patch? So, when a woman decides she wants a kid, she goes and waits in the cabbage patch until the stork shows up?

[Human reproduction is truly a miracle...]

That's amazing!

[doudemoe]

It's what my mother taught me.

[And he believed it until 6th grade.]

[pretty_bear]

Thanks a lot for telling me. It's nice to get a straight answer out of someone.

I was starting to think the whole thing was a big secret, or something.

[doudemoe]

Ahaha.

[With luck, he won't speak to this person again, and it won't lead to a delayed social link or something.]

[pretty_bear]

I can't believe that Sensei and Yosuke never told me about this stuff. I bet they've known the whole time.

[doudemoe]

[fuuu]

Oh...yeah, they should have told you.

[pretty_bear]

Well, that's okay. At least I know all about it now.

Hey, I never got your name...

[doudemoe]

Kitaro.

[pretty_bear]

I'm Teddie~ It's nice to meet you.