Comments | pretecorrotto: 十九 // Like A Virgin

pretecorrotto

十九 // Like A Virgin

Dec 06, 2009 01:08

You think you're funny, brat? You finally get the cats out of this house and bring in horses instead? And you must have thought it was hilarious to leave that baby one in my bed.

Yeah, not laughing. Four adult horses and a baby? I don't know how you got them in here, but you're cleaning up their shit and you're taking them to that damn shelter now ( Read more... )

#bastet, fail, #medium, kanzeon is laughing hir ass off now, #eyepatch, #cara, event!, #apple, pop culture fail

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felinemystique December 6 2009, 06:09:25 UTC

Wait.

Wait.

You have five of them?

pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 06:21:36 UTC

Shit. Can't erase this.

felinemystique December 6 2009, 06:30:49 UTC

I'm afraid not.

pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 22:01:16 UTC

You can quit laughing.

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feathered_earth December 6 2009, 06:09:26 UTC

EVE

[not everyone. ah. um. how to put this.]

A lot of people are getting unicorns. It's the Sphere, not Apple!

he wants to crawl in a hole and die ;; pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 06:22:21 UTC

Yeah, figured that out about a hundred years too late.

*pats him* feathered_earth December 6 2009, 06:39:24 UTC

Well--there's worse things.

pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 23:06:43 UTC

That's what I said last time and look. It got worse.

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smokesordie December 6 2009, 06:10:03 UTC

Are you feeling pure today, Moonie?

>| pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 06:22:52 UTC

How about you go fuck yourself.

8) smokesordie December 6 2009, 06:28:55 UTC

Well, that's not an innocent thing to say at all.

pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 23:09:58 UTC

Yeah, keep it up. At least I know I'm not crawling with disease.

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wait 5?! WTF ALICIA! YOU CRUEL MONSTER! crowsloveapples December 6 2009, 06:24:19 UTC

WAHHH! IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!

lol one for each thing he hasn't done XD I did say a herd pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 06:27:27 UTC

I know that now. I read what it means.

Don't give me those eyes. I can't see you but I know you're doing it.

Bawww I forgot crowsloveapples December 6 2009, 06:31:47 UTC

I'm still confused by what it means.

I'm not giving any eyes! But how are we gonna sleep with six unicorns in the house?

B| A foolproof plan except not really pretecorrotto December 6 2009, 23:11:54 UTC

It means you haven't screwed anyone yet. Kids shouldn't worry about it.

You're doing those big eyes like you do when you want me to keep your other animals. I'm not falling for it.

Right now, the door to my room is locked. They're on the other side.

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esp_optimism December 8 2009, 01:42:13 UTC

You should be super happy to be able to take care of so many! And a baby! I bet those unicorns will be very happy to let them in your house, Moon!

pretecorrotto December 8 2009, 03:45:05 UTC

Because I just love animals.

esp_optimism December 10 2009, 20:07:17 UTC

I do too! It's great to meet someone else who does!