十九 // Like A Virgin

[pretecorrotto]

You think you're funny, brat? You finally get the cats out of this house and bring in horses instead? And you must have thought it was hilarious to leave that baby one in my bed.

Yeah, not laughing. Four adult horses and a baby? I don't know how you got them in here, but you're cleaning up their shit and you're taking them to that damn shelter now

Comments

wait 5?! WTF ALICIA! YOU CRUEL MONSTER!

[crowsloveapples]

WAHHH! IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!

lol one for each thing he hasn't done XD I did say a herd

[pretecorrotto]

I know that now. I read what it means.

Don't give me those eyes. I can't see you but I know you're doing it.

Bawww I forgot

[crowsloveapples]

I'm still confused by what it means.

I'm not giving any eyes! But how are we gonna sleep with six unicorns in the house?

B| A foolproof plan except not really

[pretecorrotto]

It means you haven't screwed anyone yet. Kids shouldn't worry about it.

You're doing those big eyes like you do when you want me to keep your other animals. I'm not falling for it.

Right now, the door to my room is locked. They're on the other side.

that sound of snuffling? Is the baby corn crying

[crowsloveapples]

Screwed? You mean get a baby right? Kids don't get married anyways.

You have to keep them. They follow people everywhere. And I'm not making eyes honest!

...But you're gonna have to come out sometime.

lol insert 'coming out' joke here

[pretecorrotto]

Yeah, sure.

Then they better get the hell out of the way or I'm killing them. Especially if the little one starts licking me again.