十七 // Misery Business

[pretecorrotto]

Maybe I should have been more specific. When I said no more animals, I meant no more animals. No more cats, no more dogs, and no fucking birds.

Brat, I don't know why you decided to bring home one of your family members, but we don't need a bird in here crapping all over Bastet's house. It's pretty damn huge, so if there are any messes, you're

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[crowsloveapples]

Huh? My family?

I didn't bring home anymore! I'm still working on the shelter idea.

[pretecorrotto]

Another bird, like you.

Shit, if it wasn't you, then where the hell did it come from?

After reading Apple's comment and squinting at the crossed-out words

[burntorangesky]

Had you not heard? Everyone has talking animals.

[Pause]

Well. Almost everyone.

[pretecorrotto]

Oh lovely.

It just laughed at me. How the fuck do birds laugh?

[burntorangesky]

Yes, it's clearly Edensphere's latest attempt to drive us all insane.

[Inky paw prints! And a few claw rips.]

As easily as ferrets can spout technical jargon, I suppose.

[pretecorrotto]

So this is another one of those 'let's do shitty stuff to people in Edensphere' days?

[esp_optimism]

That's not nice. What if that bird was hungry?

he wants to make her cry, apparently. :|b

[pretecorrotto]

Looks like it's hungry for cat meat tonight.

DDD: you do not want to make her cry, Moon!

[esp_optimism]

The bird is trying to eat a cat?!

>]

[pretecorrotto]

Damn furballs are afraid of it like it will.

It just said, "Too stringy," so I guess not.

Hell yes using this ICly for once

[inthecenterfold]

You should have named it 'Karma'.

>|'s forever

[pretecorrotto]

Great, you're going to be following me around for the rest of my life, aren't you?

If he just didn't react so well...

[inthecenterfold]

Not my fault you get pissed off easily.

"the opposite of love is not hate..." (also keywords)

[pretecorrotto]

It's your fault when you're the one constantly pissing me off.

One of these days will be migraine-free.