十七 // Misery Business

[pretecorrotto]

Maybe I should have been more specific. When I said no more animals, I meant no more animals. No more cats, no more dogs, and no fucking birds.

Brat, I don't know why you decided to bring home one of your family members, but we don't need a bird in here crapping all over Bastet's house. It's pretty damn huge, so if there are any messes, you're

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After reading Apple's comment and squinting at the crossed-out words

[burntorangesky]

Had you not heard? Everyone has talking animals.

[Pause]

Well. Almost everyone.

[pretecorrotto]

Oh lovely.

It just laughed at me. How the fuck do birds laugh?

[burntorangesky]

Yes, it's clearly Edensphere's latest attempt to drive us all insane.

[Inky paw prints! And a few claw rips.]

As easily as ferrets can spout technical jargon, I suppose.

[pretecorrotto]

So this is another one of those 'let's do shitty stuff to people in Edensphere' days?

[burntorangesky]

Who knows how long it will last? I have been forced to deal with this one for several days now.

[Slight pause.]

In case you were wondering, my name is Fred.

[pretecorrotto]

At least it's different from how it always sticks me in some dumb-ass outfit.

Moon.