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prefers_chess

Escape 035

Sep 28, 2010 20:39

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voice; tharheblows September 29 2010, 01:24:54 UTC

You a betting kind of kid, kid?

voice; prefers_chess September 29 2010, 01:28:24 UTC

That depends on the nature of the bet in question.

voice; tharheblows September 29 2010, 01:30:06 UTC

I bet you can't get us finishing that ship by midnight, but if you do you get to board.

voice; prefers_chess September 29 2010, 01:41:24 UTC

This sounds suspiciously like a thinly-veiled attempt at extorting labour from among the inmates.

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adamantined September 29 2010, 01:30:32 UTC

Your worthy vessel? What are you expecting? To float in luxury?

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 01:42:00 UTC

I'll settle for floating in general.

adamantined September 29 2010, 01:48:58 UTC

You're making an exception? I guess times really are getting bleak.

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 01:49:41 UTC

Sacrifices must be made when the end of the world is nigh.

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justasystem September 29 2010, 01:31:50 UTC

... It's not original?

[Bible is what?]

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 01:43:28 UTC

It's a reference to a religious story. Mankind is sinful and worthy of destruction, so the deity in question floods the earth to drown them all, reserving only a select few on a massive wooden ark.

Supposedly, this is also why we don't have unicorns anymore.

justasystem September 29 2010, 05:00:49 UTC

No kirin...

[contemplating...]

I doubt it will turn out well...

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 15:45:32 UTC

Right, because the guy in charge of bringing all the animals on the boat couldn't get the unicorns to come on. So they drowned.

Are you coming on the boat?

laughs_for_two September 29 2010, 01:53:24 UTC

I don't think they'll make us turn back if we forget it.

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 02:06:35 UTC

And yet it would be such a shame to disappoint the Ontario Provincial Police with such a flagrant oversight in procedure.

laughs_for_two September 29 2010, 02:10:49 UTC

And I guess we might end up needing it, with a flood and all. Is there going to be time to pack food or anything, considering that people are just building the boat today?

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 02:12:57 UTC

The quartermaster of the vessel indicated that construction should be done by midnight. Given the nature of events in this place, I'd say we only have until then. I suggest we pack in a hurry.

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trolloboros September 29 2010, 03:27:14 UTC

Maybe they'll get a sense of humor and allow the ship to be crafted from giant Styrofoam cut-outs.

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 03:28:08 UTC

It would certainly ease the difficulties of construction.

trolloboros September 29 2010, 03:31:52 UTC

True but then you have to wonder about how much damage it would be able to take if this flood is going to have a bunch of debris swirling around in it.

prefers_chess September 29 2010, 03:45:55 UTC

Assuming they allowed for that method of construction, I would wonder if drowning us all wasn't their plan all along.

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