( Because it might come in handy. )

First-year university is busyMore so when you're six years old and generally regarded by your classmates as a sort of joke, the punchline of which will be coming any day now ( Read more... )

Matilda comes dashing out of a closet in a way that suggests her entrance ought to be accompanied by trumpets ( Read more... )

28 flavours of Tilda ( Read more... )

[ Matilda discovers what it's like to be Bound, and now she must find her room.] ( Cut for length. )