Oh no. Not Zlatan. NOT ZLATAN!

Lupo said "Everybody complains" because I leave the right front seat up too high in his car. What do you mean everybody complains!? Well I'm sorry, I don't like riding around in low Fowler's position ( Read more... )

Let's see, what's in the news ( Read more... )

College graduation yesterday. It made high school graduation look like amateur hour. Another one of those deals where I wasn't gonna go, then I do go, and I'm really glad I did ( Read more... )

Yeah so we were gonna have a Senior Night Out at a pub in Southie, after the final final. This was in an email I got last night ( Read more... )

Didn't I tell you Barcelona is overrated? DIDN'T I!? Nil-nil at the Camp Nou. Do you really think they're gonna go into the Bridge and get the better of Chelsea? WELL UH UH! I am sooooooooooooooo sick of going over this same thing over and over and over again. How many times do I have to explain it? But instead, all you ever hear is BARCELONA! ( Read more... )

This morning it was 60 dead, now it's 81. This morning the few cases in the U.S. were in Texas and California. Now it's spread to Kansas and New York. This morning it had not left North America. Now it's in London. The 1918 pandemic killed the young and healthy. Now this one is killing the young and healthy ( Read more... )

"Baldelli lands on disabled list"

Ah! Big Shock! Why would you sign this fucking guy? He's more fragile than D.L. Drew. The Sox may have won 2 World Serieses, but I don't know what the front office people are thinking sometimes.

Now don't start about penalties not being a real way to determine a winner. They certainly were in the last CL Final. This team was supposed to surpass the 1999 team as the greatest in history. But they blew it. Actually, Ferguson blew it. The lineup was ridiculous. A match as important as that and he starts Gibson and Welbeck. I haven't any idea ( Read more... )

There was a lot of smack talking in the bag room today. I noticed there was a ladder on the ground against the wall near the over-sized belt. Just one of those things that's always been there, but you never really notice it. So I challenged Lupo to a ladder match. Then Mr. Houghton's name kept getting brought up, so I suggested a triple threat ( Read more... )