Meme

[pragma_x]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for? Answer, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

I'm both curious and terrified at what you guys might dream up.

Comments

[karnak]

sandwich theft
improper use of mayo
peanut butter violations

all kidding aside - if I saw you in the back of a police car I would not think that you were arrested

I would think that you were a witness of some sort

if you WERE arrested - it would be because some bonehead did not tell you about the pot he had on him while riding in your car....

[pragma_x]

" it would be because some bonehead did not tell you about the pot he had on him"

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't date hippies anymore.

[grayce]

Grand theft dirigible thievery and public endangerment.

[karnak]

he is a dangerous man in public!

[pragma_x]

But of course. How else would I get around the world in 180 days?!

[lostmoth]

Hacking something important or challenging.
:)

[pragma_x]

Hack the planet!

[karnak]

he is an illegal meat dealer!

[pragma_x]

Hardly. Every time I try to smuggle my meat someplace, I get stopped at the border!

[pragma_x]

Uh-huh.

So, about that bet you placed on the election...

[plsurkity]

software piracy
internal embezzelment (i know my spelling is just awful.)
wanton distruction of rumor mills

[pragma_x]

Heh, I probably should be booked for that last one a few times over already.