well, my darlings, the time has come! the extra special secret i've been sitting on is at hand, and you can all help make this a reality. so, without further delay, let's get into the meat of it!


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nxª+bx+c=y

this is the formula my friends and i came up with. what does it quantify, you may ask? well, i'll tell you!

n = how dirty the cat is on a scale of 1-10... 10 being dipped-in-shit filthy ( Read more... )

if my mother taught me anything, it's that there is joy and humor in even the most difficult of situations. this economy sucks, and there's no way to ignore that. christmas time this year... well... yeah. raise your hand if you're stressin it? *pops hands up*i've come up with a rather clever (and totally inexpensive!) way to celebrate this year ( Read more... )

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