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[be_my_servant]

[A child's voice comes from the speakers this time.]

Ah, such a shame it has come to this.

Perhaps it had been overly optimistic of me to believe this ship would be able to accommodate for all of its frozen passengers. Unfortunately, it seems the food we have is all of the food we have; instant, if realistic mockeries of what most of us know

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[not_the_pastry]

[She waits a while to reply, but no one else seems to be stepping up, so...]

How much do you need?

I--I'm pretty strong. And I tend to...to heal quickly.

[be_my_servant]

Given the situation, I'm being considerate enough to take the minimum needed. I believe that measures to around a pint? It may be a little more or less. I've never measured it.

[not_the_pastry]

I...

Okay. If it protects everyone else, I'll do it.

[be_my_servant]

Protects? Must you word it like that? Would you rather I starve?

[mirthfulness]

You're... a rainbow drinker?

[Gamzee sounds tired, but it hasn't turned down the creep factor much.]

MOTHERFUCKIN' VAMPIRE, HUH? Humans only got one color of blood, so the name's all... motherfuckin' different.

WHICH IS A MOTHERFUCKIN' SHAME. Must get dull.

[be_my_servant]

[Oh. This guy again.]

[She chuckles lightly.] A rainbow drinker, hmm...? That's a new one. I assume you belong to a race with multicolored blood, then?

[mirthfulness]

THAT WOULD BE MOTHERFUCKIN' RIGHT.

Like a rainbow, sister.

THE BEST PAINT THERE IS. [The last word cuts off into a cough and he pulls away from the mic.]

[be_my_servant]

[The chuckle turns into a full laugh at the 'paint' part.] Such a thing would be! Sounds entertaining. Experienced artist, are you?

[oncewasroman]

[He has considered what she has said, but it's hard to go with this given the typical depiction of vampires]

We won't become you're mindless drones or addicted to having our blood sucked or anything like that will we? Just the typical affects of blood loss?

[Still, he knows if it's to keep others from being hurt...he will probably end up doing it]

[be_my_servant]

No ghouls, no thralls, no spreading vampirism, no addiction. You have my word.

[oncewasroman]

It doesn't sound like you have many volunteers yet either.

[there's an audible sigh]

I'll help you. It sounds like it's better than the alternative.

[The last thing they need is a vampire going on a blood crazy spree]

[be_my_servant]

Very few things are worse than the alternative.

And your name, sir?

[italia_di_pasta]

If you need it to eat, then I'll help! [No, he really doesn't know what he's getting himself into.]

[be_my_servant]

Oh? Not even a hint of hesitation? You must be an odd one, if you aren't fazed by the prospect. Odd, but not unwelcome.

[italia_di_pasta]

I like it when people are happy! And you can't be happy if you're hungry!

[be_my_servant]

Even if the meal comes at a cost to you?

[video]

[selfrespecting]

You're right that you need to cycle between us. Taking too much from one person could cause problems. [And Martha isn't going to stand for that.]

So... I guess what I mean to say is that I'm volunteering. [It's odd, that this is actually the first time she's meeting a vampire. She has to wonder if she's an alien as well.]

Re: [video]

[be_my_servant]

Of course I'm right; I've been doing this for a very long time. I'd be ashamed if I hadn't learned the limits of my resources.

Ah, that is much appreciated. What would your name be?

[video]

[selfrespecting]

How long? [Vampires are supposed to be immortal, aren't they? Then this girl, though she looks young, could be quite a bit older.]

I'm Martha Jones, one of the doctors here.

Re: [video]

[be_my_servant]

Somewhere around five centuries, give or take a decade. I've stopped counting a while ago.

And I am Remilia. A pleasure, Martha. Hopefully the humans stand a chance of surviving on this strange ship with a doctor on their side. They can be unfortunately frail at times.