ANNOUNCER 1: This is the PGA! Welcome to the Ancient Persian Gulf Association 18 hole classic contest ( Read more... )

(Borrowed a Bob Dylan Tune ( Read more... )

Born in the neighborhood of Shushan P ( Read more... )

Today on LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE IN OUTER SPACE, Tom Lehrer guest stars as Henry the Eighth. As the new girl in town, Captain Laura is targeted to be his seventh wife, the first six having mysteriously perished. Tom reprises the "Silent E" song that he wrote for the Electric Company.

what can turn a nil into a nile
and turn mil into a mile
and do ( Read more... )

(More from Little House on the Prairie in Outer Space opening credits.)


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 The series continues. (Sing this to the tune of  the Little House on the Prairie TV Show.)

When the great plains aren't vast enough

And Walnut Grove town is stifling

It's time for a change

So lets re-arrange our molecules

And teach galactic school

"The Prairie" 's the name of our rocket ship

Left western horizons for beyond

If energy ports

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I haven't seen Mark Russell on a television set near me lately, but he used to show up several times a year on public channels with his red, white, and blue draped piano and political satire set to Broadway tunes. The last time that the stock market suffered a "correction," he explained that two days earlier had been "Black Monday, followed by Gray ( Read more... )

(Sing this to the tune of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)

We're familiar with food that's cooked
You used to eat it and so did I
Just a taste is what I have in mind
You won't know if you like raw, until you try

Just a word about how great I've been feeling
Since I entered live foods land-

Never gonna steam it up
Never gonna boil it down
Never ( Read more... )

(Sing this to the tune of "Somewhere Out There"
Photos are at http://pr1ss.blogspot.com/2008/04/ode-to-haircut.html)

Somewhere nearby I hear the buzzing sound
A song of barbershop clippers hummed in four part round
Even closer my favorite seventeen-year old
Soon to ( Read more... )

As to my Passover song of the previous post. (http://pr1ss.livejournal.com/150144.html) I have a feeling that there will be more verses and some choruses, maybe many more.The bird watching reference has me particularly intrigued ( Read more... )