Raw-k Roll!

[pr1ss]

(Sing this to the tune of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)

We're familiar with food that's cooked
You used to eat it and so did I
Just a taste is what I have in mind
You won't know if you like raw, until you try

Just a word about how great I've been feeling
Since I entered live foods land-

Never gonna steam it up
Never gonna boil it down
Never

Comments

bake a pie

[anonymous]

fits so well,
so hilarious,
yet so gloomy at the same time.
puts a nice spin on the piece ;)

[rob_t_firefly]

I've been health-rolled!

Awesome. :-D

[pr1ss]

A Health-roll sounds like a kind of sushi, but you know, healthy!