Teen Wolf Prompts!

[pprfaith]

Hey, hey,

I actually have Saturday off this week, no lessons to plan.

So gimme ridiculous Teen Wolf prompts, please? I am currently reading the one with the homicidal unicorn and I really feel like ridiculous fic. Namely, the writing thereof. Sterek preferred, yes?

Comments

[avamclean]

1)Lydia threatens Derek when she realizes what's actually going on between him and Stiles. Even though Derek hasn't realized it yet. (I adore BAMF!Lydia.)

Or

2)Peter wins. Again. Stiles has had enough.

[pprfaith]

Explain 2) to me, please, because it sounds awesome. Are we talking season 1 or post-dying?

[avamclean]

Post death because that didn't even stop his winning. Peter is kind if a fantastic psychopath, but Stiles is smart enough to work around that. Could you imagine them playing chess?

[pprfaith]

I'm only just starting watching season two, but. Season one Stiles and Peter are amazing.

Like, Stiles is effing terrified of Derek, but he snarks at Peter like he isn't scared at all. And he gets Peter, same way Peter gets him and they give me psychopath in love feelings.

Maybe watching season two will shake something loose. Right now, I'm writing FaTf fusion fic. Blame Reena_ Jenkins.

[reena_jenkins]

- Vampire Buffy and Werewolf Stiles meet in a coffee shop

- Sheriff Stilinski and Joyce Summers meet at a support group for parents of troubled teens.... and slowly, as they compare stories of their children's antics, they discover the supernatural (or maybe they discover their kids are dating monsters?)

- Stiles gets a summer job working at PetCo. He gets a discount on pet care supplies. Somehow, this leads to Derek having a surplus of rawhide bones on full moon nights. (Scott gets squeaky toys.)

- DEREK IS DOM, SCOTT IS MIA, STILES IS BRIAN. THEY RACE CARS AND ROB BANKS.

[pprfaith]

The last one, holy mother of crack!

[reena_jenkins]

Oh! Okay, here's another one: Tarzan AU. Stiles is the human baby found by a family of werewolves, raised by Talia Hale. Derek is Terk. Scott is is the human who stumbles onto the werewolves, and becomes Stiles' best friend. Derek gets jealous of this new guy who keeps stealing Stiles' attention (even though he doesn't really like it when the hairless wonder follows him around, right? Derek doesn't want a kid who can't even grow sideburns to pay attention to him....really), and eventually Sterek happens.

Lots of running around without shirts on.

[pprfaith]

Thank got I can't do that one because I'ver never, ever seen more than ten minutes of Tarzan in a row. Ha! Thwarted!

[dharkapparition]

I have no ideas because my brain froze when you asked for prompts. Dammit. So I'll just read the awesomeness that comes from your brain...

[caedesdeo]

SO MUCH CRACK (it's 4am, I am regretting my life choices more every day)

Several of the wolves get stuck in a shift for a few days (fairies, tainted weed, dodgy wolfsbane that Stiles forgot he'd spilled on himself, anything) and Scott decides to try and eat noodles with that face.

(I have a stupidhuge Dragon!Stiles au fermenting in my head but this is definitely not going in it so here, witness my shame:)
Bad Dragon dildos is run by an actual dragon/part dragon. Stiles knows this, because it's a distant cousin and several of the toys are anatomically correct. Derek finds this waaaaay more interesting than he probably should

Actual mob boss Stiles, he left Beacon Hills to go to college and took the pack with him (including creepy Uncle Peter who he regularly threatens to Molotov again) and somehow ended up running a decidedly shady sideline in supernatural info, spells, were bodyguards/enforcers, hunter muscle and general fixing your problem for a price type shit. Exactly nobody is surprised Stiles accidentally became head of a

[pprfaith]

The last one, though.

That as some serious potential.

[caedesdeo]

Stiles took self defence classes, never going to be as strong or as fast as a wolf but can protect himself more than physically and it shows, doesn't realise the focus he gives people he's listening to intently can be seriously fucking unnerving, basically goes everywhere with two hulking bodyguards because oh my god we share classes what the hell dude when Boyd & Derek bring this to his attention, Erica is made of sharp edges even when she's smiling, especially when she's smiling, Lydia is the same but doesn't have physical fangs in the same way, Peter and Isaac look like they should be on the cover of a magazine, probably one catering to people who like their pinups blood-splattered, Scott is cheerful and adorable and given the company he keeps that's the most unnerving of all especially when people keep seeing him casually lift Stiles with one hand and hold him in mid-air like and angry kitten to halt his ranting.

(this is getting away from me what the heck please take this away from me)