Teen Wolf Prompts!

[pprfaith]

Hey, hey,

I actually have Saturday off this week, no lessons to plan.

So gimme ridiculous Teen Wolf prompts, please? I am currently reading the one with the homicidal unicorn and I really feel like ridiculous fic. Namely, the writing thereof. Sterek preferred, yes?

Comments

[reena_jenkins]

- Vampire Buffy and Werewolf Stiles meet in a coffee shop

- Sheriff Stilinski and Joyce Summers meet at a support group for parents of troubled teens.... and slowly, as they compare stories of their children's antics, they discover the supernatural (or maybe they discover their kids are dating monsters?)

- Stiles gets a summer job working at PetCo. He gets a discount on pet care supplies. Somehow, this leads to Derek having a surplus of rawhide bones on full moon nights. (Scott gets squeaky toys.)

- DEREK IS DOM, SCOTT IS MIA, STILES IS BRIAN. THEY RACE CARS AND ROB BANKS.

[pprfaith]

The last one, holy mother of crack!

[reena_jenkins]

Oh! Okay, here's another one: Tarzan AU. Stiles is the human baby found by a family of werewolves, raised by Talia Hale. Derek is Terk. Scott is is the human who stumbles onto the werewolves, and becomes Stiles' best friend. Derek gets jealous of this new guy who keeps stealing Stiles' attention (even though he doesn't really like it when the hairless wonder follows him around, right? Derek doesn't want a kid who can't even grow sideburns to pay attention to him....really), and eventually Sterek happens.

Lots of running around without shirts on.

[pprfaith]

Thank got I can't do that one because I'ver never, ever seen more than ten minutes of Tarzan in a row. Ha! Thwarted!

[pprfaith]

So, the Fast Furious thing is happening and it's not even crack.

Like, Stiles is a tortured soul with a bad past, Allison is a cop under her daddy's thumb and Derek is a sexy criminal and that shit takes itself seriously, my life is ridiculous.

Everything is ridiculous.

Cue dancing monkeys.

[reena_jenkins]

THIS IS AMAZING AND YOUR BRAIN IS BEAUTIFUL

[pprfaith]

“So,” he asks, a few days later, leaning over the counter of the Hale-owned diner into Scott’s space. “Can you refer me to a decent garage around here? My car needs some… TLC

[dharkapparition]

Hugs it tight