Bored out of my fucking mind... giggled as I drove to the store to buy beer and a lint roller. Plan is to get drunk and watch The Bachelorette ( Read more... )

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So I'm in the locker room today after my workout, get out of the shower and start to get dressed. There is a woman next to me, also getting dressed. Then, out of the blue she yells (not "speaks loudly", yells!) "Thank the lord jesus for my workout!". Um stunned... no idea what to do, I'm in the midst of dressing, I can't just run away. She then ( Read more... )

It's products like this that make me miss working in an office environment this time of year and being forced to participate in a gift exchange.

I'm supposed to be at the gym running 6x400m at a 9 min pace, but instead I'm at home watching Cartoon Network (Heathcliff is on right now). To justify this I'm pretending to be nostalgic since my b-day is tomorrow. I really wish the Smurfs were on...

Ha! Marmaduke's Riddle:

What is a baseball dog?

He chases flies...

Catches fouls...
And runs ( Read more... )

What does having 4 bottles of vodka in the freezer really say about a person?

Who says you can't remain good friends with an ex?

Over the weekend current boyfriend goes to party, while I go out to dinner with my ex. Current boy gets back from party, and me, ex and current boy play Wii. Nice!
And ex just informed me that he ordered me a flashlight because: "I didn't think you had a good flashlight. You can keep it by your ( Read more... )

Just got back from another date... his shoes were nicer than mine...and I was wearing Kenneth Cole... I don't see this working :-)

Found a waspy thing in my hotel room... I don't normally kill things just willy nilly and all, but this thing looked mean and I didn't want it attacking me in my sleep... so I hit it with a sneaker, no luck, still flew around, swatted it again with shoe, found it crawling up wall, hit it again with shoe, still alive, s.o.b... so he was back on ( Read more... )

Watching the 'rents house this weekend, and while I know I'll be ordering UFC tomorrow night, I just can't decide what to do this evening. Should I get Chesty McHooters 9? Manhammer 2? Big Sausage Pizza 8? I don't know, I didn't see Big Sausage Pizza 1-7, so I might not understand the plot. Granted, I didn't know Chesty McHooters 1-8 either... ( Read more... )