CANADA EH!

[poziomeczka]

FARMHANDS CONGREGATION, I apologise, once more for the delay but the Reverend has passed out yesterday, embarrassingly early, after a day of frolicking in the Canadian tundra and moose chariot-racing. My fellow Reverend and I are proud to say that we are still striving to make it a national sport over here but I'm afraid it might still be a close

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[nebulia]

CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[poziomeczka]

EEEEHHHH <333

[pouxin]

I drew a map of Canada
Oh Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
With your face sketched on it twice

[poziomeczka]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH CANADA BLAME CANADAAA

[ladytiferet]

At least the winter is mild... :P

See, no.1 looks like something waiting for the Archbp Riventhorn to fill, don't you think? ;)

[poziomeczka]

Oh, indeed, my fellow Reverend. I am quite convinced the Heavens are calling Archbishop on that one.

[riventhorn]

You two are such a bad influence. SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE.

I suppose I should really bestow extra blessings upon you for that...

[poziomeczka]

I WILL LOOK INTO THIS. jaxie12 makes amazing podfics herself so I'm gonna ask her. EVERYTHING. PJ, SERIOUSLY, WE ARE STILL FANGIRLING ABOUT YOUR PORN READING. WE WERE IN THE CAR DRIVING TO NIAGARA YESTERDAY AND WE WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

I know!!! Searching 'naughty nuns' on tumblr has brought up some interesting results!

[stellarsara]

MEG I HAVE MISSED YOU AS KEENLY AS LUNGS MISS AIR. ...EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE TECHNICALLY GEOGRAPHICALLY CLOSER TO ME ON YOUR TRIP. WHATEVS. *HUG*

do you mean to say that there are people in this world you can talk freely and openly about pornish gay things without them thinking you weird? holy hell...

PORNISH GAY THING:

[lulahbelle]

I may have instigated the porn reading. And the porn watching. And the 'why don't we write a kink meme fill'? I have no shame, apparently. And can read porn without giggling.

Hahahaha.

What shall we do now we've finished porning planejane? Er PORN???

PORN IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PORN!!!

Lol dude you sound awesome/are quite clearly a credit to the human race.

[stellarsara]

Dude, Jane. Reading porn aloud without giggling is truly a remarkable talent.

And I agree with Meg, that shit needs to be immoratilized in a podfic. Like, pronto.

In the Camp of My Enemies, 1/?

[riventhorn]

How can I resist both of you at once? ;) I must perform my duties for the Church and our benighted souls.

For the first prompt…This, er, may be going in a much more angsty direction than the OP intended.

Esca doesn’t look at him.

Marcus had securely fastened the lodge door behind them and stood waiting, expectant. He had hoped-believed-that Esca would turn to him and explain whatever madness he’s playing at as soon as they snatched a moment to themselves.

But Esca just shrugs off his tunic and tosses it to the ground. He leaves it there for Marcus to pick up while he stretches out on the pile of furs. “You can go,” he says. “There shall be a hunt tomorrow, I expect, and I’ll need you early to sharpen my spears.”

The fury that burns through Marcus is as searing as the moment when he knew he would never rejoin the legions. He picks up the tunic, crushing the coarse wool in his fist. He will show Esca-no, he will show this Briton that he cannot be so easily cowed, that he is no man’s slaveHe takes a step towards Esca, who…closes

In the Camp of My Enemies, 2/?

[riventhorn]

The title may change suddenly...I'm not sure I like this one. Also, this is definitely movie!Marcus, who I could picture really hating Esca at this point.He’d wanted Esca for a long time. His serious face, the quick flex of his muscles as he bent to his tasks, the obstinate cast of his mouth-they reminded Marcus of Tiberius, and the long summer when they had first joined the legions. How well he remembered the hard, grueling days, and the drowsy nights they had spent wrapped around each other. An arrow had spent Tiberius’s life, his blood gurgling out of his mouth onto Marcus’s fingers. But in Esca he had seen a second chance, the promise of friendship and a warmth to keep away the cold of body and heart. Had he not caught Esca’s glances when they bathed? Had he not felt the tremble in Esca’s fingers as he eased the aches in his leg

Re: In the Camp of My Enemies, 2/?

[lulahbelle]

Oh yes good start so far, can't wait for it to get going proper, I imagine Marcus is so frustrated that he's going to be extreeeemely attentive....:D Awwsums...

[riventhorn]

Thanks, bb. :) It's, uh, getting angstier by the minute...